Dear Lord, please help me delicately explain to my ingenious, recycling, music loving girlfriend that I would gladly buy her a waterproof iPod to use whilst she enjoys her day at the beach, Amen.
Me: You sound like a broken record. 3-year-old: What’s that? M: It’s an old type of CD. 3: What’s a CD? Me: *moves into a nursing home* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 11, […]