Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please refrain from judging me. My wife has begged me to buy a new mattress. With that being said, if there is any way you could get me in for this early bird […]
Tag: vagina
Unicorn Bites 11/11/13
Me: You sound like a broken record. 3-year-old: What’s that? M: It’s an old type of CD. 3: What’s a CD? Me: *moves into a nursing home* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 11, […]
The reason you were born
In the same way as that grand old Duke of York dude is known for marching all those men, Thirsty Dave is not known as a Philosopher. Not only is the thirsty one not known […]
It starts when you sink in his arm
It’s all good ladies. I’m one of the more romantic of the dudes. A year doesn’t go by when I don’t tell Jill Y that I love her more than the human body hates antibiotics. […]
Women are Mysterious
In recent news, the smartest man on wheels, Stephen Hawking revealed that he, too, spends most of his time thinking about women. And I, for one, feel much better for knowing that, because I also […]