Relentless Logic and Cheeseburgers
My wife pointed to a dish with cheeseburger remnants. “What’s this?” she asked. “Cheeseburger,” I said. “Why did you eat that when you knew we were going out for lunch?” I riposted, “I wasn’t […]
Tag: logic
Unicorn Bites 11/11/13
Me: You sound like a broken record. 3-year-old: What’s that? M: It’s an old type of CD. 3: What’s a CD? Me: *moves into a nursing home* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 11, […]
Why is everything so hard for me to understand?
I used to think my lack of confidence had something to do with not being as good as everyone else but it turns out that it’s to do with everyone else being better than me. […]
Nic Cage is two faced
Of all the questions that people ask, perhaps the most important one is ‘How can I tell if someone steals my invisible bike?’. There is a logical answer to this question but logic to me, […]
Remmy P and the monumental failure of understanding
If I may be so bold as to ask for your attention for 60 seconds or a minute. Prepare yourself for an excursion to the very depths of logic. What you are about to read, […]
The logic of the truly brilliant
There’s so little good news these days that it warms the cockles to bring you this tale of a less than ordinary man, going to extraordinary lengths in a successful attempt to be even less […]