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Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/22/24

November 22, 2024 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Timothée Chalamet, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]

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Haiku: Call the Police, Sting is 70

October 9, 2021 Paul Lander

Call the Police, Sting is 70 Sting turned 70. Now, he has to scream ‘Rooooxaaaaane .’ So, she can hear him.

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Don’t Cough So Close to Me

March 27, 2020March 27, 2020 Mark R Hunter

The coronavirus outbreak is a serious, deadly thing, and it should be taken seriously. All the more reason to have fun with it … because if you can’t laugh, the virus has already won. So […]

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The logic of the truly brilliant

March 21, 2012March 24, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

There’s so little good news these days that it warms the cockles to bring you this tale of a less than ordinary man, going to extraordinary lengths in a successful attempt to be even less […]

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