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Haiku: The Art of the Steel

September 23, 2026 Paul Lander

The Art of the Steel  Fencing has gone up  Around Kennedy Center  Now bill Mexico.  

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Haiku: Hairesy

September 14, 2026 Paul Lander

Hairesy Trump floats a name change Strait of Hormuz named for him:  Trump’s Strait of Hair Mousse.  

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Haiku: Happy International Female Orgasm Day

August 9, 2026 Paul Lander

.Happy International Female Orgasm Day Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!    

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Haiku: No Statues of Limitations for Hollywood Awards

January 20, 2026 Paul Lander

Golden Globes are done. Appropriately enough, next up are the SAGs.

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Haiku: Raccoon or Hegseth: You Decide

December 10, 2025 Paul Lander

Raccoon or Hegseth: You Decide Found drunk in bathroom. A raccoon? Or Hegseth in Davy Crockett hat?

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Haiku: Martin Scorsese, 83 (and that’s not a bunch of Raging Bull)

November 24, 2025 Paul Lander

Marty Scorsese, 83 (and that’s not a bunch of Raging Bull) Let’s sing for Marty: He’s a jolly goodfella. Which you can’t deny!

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Haiku: La Dee Da and Goodbye (RIP Diane Keaton)

October 14, 2025 Paul Lander

(RIP Diane Keaton) Farewell Annie Hall. We’ll always have Third Avenue. My Zelig moment.

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Haiku: She, Jane. Me, Sad

October 7, 2025October 7, 2025 Paul Lander

She, Jane. Me, Sad. (Written on the day of Jane Goodall’s passing October 1,2025) Jane Goodall gone. Spent life monkeying around. Goodbye Mrs. Chimp.

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Haiku: Two Tight Ends Tying the Knot

September 1, 2025 Paul Lander

Two Tight Ends Tying the Knot  Taylor and Travis engaged. They registered at Bed, Bath  And Beyond Your Means 

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Haiku: Able To Raid Small Buildings…

August 11, 2025 Paul Lander

Able To Raid Small Buildings… Dean Cain works for ICE. Once Superman, now he needs ice packs for his knees.  

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