Haiku: The Art of the Steel September 23, 2026 Paul Lander The Art of the Steel Fencing has gone up Around Kennedy Center Now bill Mexico. Share this Post:
Haiku: Hairesy September 14, 2026 Paul Lander Hairesy Trump floats a name change Strait of Hormuz named for him: Trump’s Strait of Hair Mousse. Share this Post:
Haiku: Happy International Female Orgasm Day August 9, 2026 Paul Lander .Happy International Female Orgasm Day Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Share this Post:
Haiku: No Statues of Limitations for Hollywood Awards January 20, 2026 Paul Lander Golden Globes are done. Appropriately enough, next up are the SAGs. Share this Post:
Haiku: Raccoon or Hegseth: You Decide December 10, 2025 Paul Lander Raccoon or Hegseth: You Decide Found drunk in bathroom. A raccoon? Or Hegseth in Davy Crockett hat? Share this Post:
Haiku: Martin Scorsese, 83 (and that’s not a bunch of Raging Bull) November 24, 2025 Paul Lander Marty Scorsese, 83 (and that’s not a bunch of Raging Bull) Let’s sing for Marty: He’s a jolly goodfella. Which you can’t deny! Share this Post:
Haiku: La Dee Da and Goodbye (RIP Diane Keaton) October 14, 2025 Paul Lander (RIP Diane Keaton) Farewell Annie Hall. We’ll always have Third Avenue. My Zelig moment. Share this Post:
Haiku: She, Jane. Me, Sad October 7, 2025October 7, 2025 Paul Lander She, Jane. Me, Sad. (Written on the day of Jane Goodall’s passing October 1,2025) Jane Goodall gone. Spent life monkeying around. Goodbye Mrs. Chimp. Share this Post:
Haiku: Two Tight Ends Tying the Knot September 1, 2025 Paul Lander Two Tight Ends Tying the Knot Taylor and Travis engaged. They registered at Bed, Bath And Beyond Your Means Share this Post:
Haiku: Able To Raid Small Buildings… August 11, 2025 Paul Lander Able To Raid Small Buildings… Dean Cain works for ICE. Once Superman, now he needs ice packs for his knees. Share this Post: