Haiku: Happy International Female Orgasm Day August 9, 2026 Paul Lander .Happy International Female Orgasm Day Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Share this Post:
Haiku: No Statues of Limitations for Hollywood Awards January 20, 2026 Paul Lander Golden Globes are done. Appropriately enough, next up are the SAGs. Share this Post:
Haiku: Raccoon or Hegseth: You Decide December 10, 2025 Paul Lander Raccoon or Hegseth: You Decide Found drunk in bathroom. A raccoon? Or Hegseth in Davy Crockett hat? Share this Post:
Haiku: Martin Scorsese, 83 (and that’s not a bunch of Raging Bull) November 24, 2025 Paul Lander Marty Scorsese, 83 (and that’s not a bunch of Raging Bull) Let’s sing for Marty: He’s a jolly goodfella. Which you can’t deny! Share this Post:
Haiku: La Dee Da and Goodbye (RIP Diane Keaton) October 14, 2025 Paul Lander (RIP Diane Keaton) Farewell Annie Hall. We’ll always have Third Avenue. My Zelig moment. Share this Post:
Haiku: She, Jane. Me, Sad October 7, 2025October 7, 2025 Paul Lander She, Jane. Me, Sad. (Written on the day of Jane Goodall’s passing October 1,2025) Jane Goodall gone. Spent life monkeying around. Goodbye Mrs. Chimp. Share this Post:
Haiku: Two Tight Ends Tying the Knot September 1, 2025 Paul Lander Two Tight Ends Tying the Knot Taylor and Travis engaged. They registered at Bed, Bath And Beyond Your Means Share this Post:
Haiku: Able To Raid Small Buildings… August 11, 2025 Paul Lander Able To Raid Small Buildings… Dean Cain works for ICE. Once Superman, now he needs ice packs for his knees. Share this Post:
Haiku: Tom Lehrer, Not Allan Sherman RIP July 31, 2025July 31, 2025 Paul Lander Tom Lehrer, Not Allan Sherman RIP Hello, mudda… oops. Wrong songster. Now rest easy, Mister Tom Lehrer. Share this Post:
Haiku: Faster Than A Spinning Dreidel, David Corenswet, First Jewish Actor to play Man Of Steel July 14, 2025July 14, 2025 Paul Lander Faster Than A Spinning Dreidel, David Corenswet, First Jewish Actor to play Man Of Steel Jewish Superman? X-ray vision? Nah. Just those Jewish space lasers. Share this Post:
