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Haiku: Happy Cinco De Mayo

May 4, 2022 Paul Lander

  Cinco de Mayo Translated into English  Is St. Patrick’s Day.

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Haiku: CNN Employees Get The Shaft… Again

April 24, 2022 Paul Lander

  CNN Employees Get The Shaft… Again   CNN + gone Last time cabler got shaft was: Jeffrey Toobin.

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Haiku: NYETO to NATO

March 29, 2022 Paul Lander

  NYETO to NATO Putin threatens West Cuts off main Russian exports Gas and oil and… brides

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Haiku: In Lieu of Flour (Charles Entenmann 1930-2022)

March 12, 2022 Paul Lander

In Lieu of Flour (Charles Entenmann 1930-2022) Charles Entenmann died Man, even for 2022 This one takes the cake

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Haiku: Moody’s downgrades Russia’s credit ratings to junk

March 9, 2022 Paul Lander

    Moody’s downgrades Russia’s credit ratings to junk   Russia’s credit junk. So, in Moscow, ‘Moody’s’ is: Now ‘Downright Surly.’

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Haiku: An Emptier House: Bob Sagat dies at 65

January 28, 2022 Paul Lander

Blue Bob Sagat gone How blue? Act should’ve been called: The Aristocrats! 

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Haiku:  I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas … in Waikiki?

December 29, 2021 Paul Lander

  Snow in Hawaii? Wait… what? Climate change, my ass. More like Climate Strange.

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Haiku: Say it Ain’t so, @Jack

December 14, 2021 Paul Lander

Say it Ain’t so, @Jack   @Jack quitting Twitter With that beard he’s likely off to join ZZ Top.

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Haiku: Aborting Roe V Wade 

December 5, 2021December 5, 2021 Paul Lander

    Aborting Roe V Wade  Roe V Wade trouble. SCOTUS set back their clocks to… 1972!

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Haiku: Gobbled Up After Thanksgiving

November 27, 2021 Paul Lander

  Got PTSD. Post Thanksgiving Stress Syndrome. More, Tryptophan, please.

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