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Haiku: Kunis — Drug Free On That 70’s Show

January 25, 2023 Paul Lander

Kunis: Drug Free On That 70’s Show Kunis says no drugs Really? Tommy Chong didn’t bring Enough for whole set?

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Haiku: Chinese Fight Dirty Against Covid 19 Lockdowns

December 14, 2022 Paul Lander

Chinese Fight Dirty Against Covid 19 Lockdowns Covid Twitter search China protests with porn. Sounds like: Covid 69.

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Haiku: New Boss Lady Wears The Pants At Levi Strauss

November 16, 2022 Paul Lander

Kohl’s boss steps down Michelle Gass new Levi’s prez. Retail is in her jeans….

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Haiku: Cookin’ with the Kardashians

November 9, 2022 Paul Lander

Completely naked Kourtney K did the dishes. Kitchen staff applauds

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Haiku — Blue Twitter Checks For Sale: Let That Sink In

November 5, 2022 Paul Lander

Musk: ‘Blue checks for sale’ To be fair, dude does gotta Lotta kids to feed!

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Haiku: Standard and Poor’s? Nah, more like:

October 25, 2022 Paul Lander

Standard and Poorer And Richer and Poorer and Richer and Poorer.

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Haiku: Bradgelina Fighting Over Kids …. still!

October 18, 2022 Paul Lander

Angelina makes claim Brad’s the Pitts. Hey, aren’t the kids, Like in their 40’s?

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Haiku: Giselle and Tom Brady Calling Marriage Time Out?

October 12, 2022 Paul Lander

Gisele/Tom rocky? Giselle retains Lawyer. And: Pete Davidson’s cell.

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Haiku: Alec Baldwin And Wife Hilaria Welcome Child #7

September 28, 2022 Paul Lander

Hilaria Baldwin Child seven? A uterus? Nah! It’s a Gymboree

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Haiku: Ye Sets Self Free From The Gap

September 20, 2022 Paul Lander

Ye Sets Self Free From The Gap Kanye West To Gap, Ending Partnership. The Gap: Hey, Pete Davidson!

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