An ADHD Haiku
Tag: haiku
Holidays Meet Humor – Saga of the Christmas Fruitcake
It’s the Holiday Season! Parties are being planned by office lackeys all over the country. Workers are requested to bring their favorite goodies, which usually consist of story bought fat laden dips with chips, cold […]
Bad Artist #27, Miracles
Diaper Haiku #1 Oh you diapers, You need better fragrances. The standard one stinks. Diaper Haiku #2 Sam changed a di’per His wife will forever hear Of this selfless deed. – Paul De Lancey, […]
Bad Artist #26, Technology
ON HOLD HAIKU #1 You put me on hold What’d I ever do to you To be put on hold? ON HOLD HAIKU #1 I am still on hold I feel my will to […]
Bad Artist #25, Supermarkets
SUPERMARKET-SIGN HAIKU #1 Please sir, will you move? Stop reading those cans and move. I need to buy soup. SUPERMARKET-SIGN HAIKU #2 Don’t care if it has Monosodium glutamate Buy the frickin’ can. […]
Bad Artist #24, Resolutions
RESOLUTIONS HAIKU #1 I won’t eat any Lutefisk, mushrooms, and haggis No matter how tempted. RESOLUTIONS HAIKU #2 I hereby resolve Not to misplace my glasses More than once daily. – Paul R. De […]
Bad Artist #23, Christmas
CHRISTMAS HAIKU #1 I will always know Why this day is so special. Thank you, Jesus. CHRISTMAS HAIKU #2 Didn’t shop Walmart. Christmas lights up for next year. I must have been good. – […]
Bad Artist #22, My Wish
MY WISH HAIKU #1 May 2015 Be as wonderful to you As you are to me. MY WISH HAIKU #2 You brighten my life, Friend, with everything you do. I am so grateful […]