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Holidays Meet Humor – Saga of the Christmas Fruitcake

December 10, 2016
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It’s the Holiday Season! Parties are being planned by office lackeys all over the country.  Workers are requested to bring their favorite goodies, which usually consist of story bought fat laden dips with chips, cold…

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Bad Artist #27, Miracles

February 2, 2015
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Bad Artist #27, Miracles

Diaper Haiku #1 Oh you diapers, You need better fragrances. The standard one stinks.   Diaper Haiku #2 Sam changed a di’per His wife will forever hear Of this selfless deed. – Paul De Lancey,…

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Bad Artist #26, Technology

January 22, 2015
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Bad Artist #26, Technology

ON HOLD HAIKU #1 You put me on hold What’d I ever do to you To be put on hold?   ON HOLD HAIKU #1 I am still on hold I feel my will to…

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Bad Artist #25, Supermarkets

January 13, 2015
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Bad Artist #25, Supermarkets

SUPERMARKET-SIGN HAIKU #1 Please sir, will you move? Stop reading those cans and move. I need to buy soup.   SUPERMARKET-SIGN HAIKU #2 Don’t care if it has Monosodium glutamate Buy the frickin’ can.  …

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Bad Artist #24, Resolutions

December 31, 2014
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Bad Artist #24, Resolutions

RESOLUTIONS HAIKU #1 I won’t eat any Lutefisk, mushrooms, and haggis No matter how tempted.   RESOLUTIONS HAIKU #2 I hereby resolve Not to misplace my glasses More than once daily. – Paul R. De…

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Bad Artist #23, Christmas

December 30, 2014
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Bad Artist #23, Christmas

CHRISTMAS HAIKU #1 I will always know Why this day is so special. Thank you, Jesus.   CHRISTMAS HAIKU #2 Didn’t shop Walmart. Christmas lights up for next year. I must have been good. –…

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Bad Artist #22, My Wish

December 25, 2014
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Bad Artist #22, My Wish

MY WISH HAIKU #1 May 2015 Be as wonderful to you As you are to me.   MY WISH HAIKU #2 You brighten my life, Friend, with everything you do. I am so grateful  …

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Bad Artist #21, Driving

December 16, 2014
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Bad Artist #21, Driving

DRIVING HAIKU #1 Dodge City Block I got to the stop sign first. Please do not kill me.   DRIVING HAIKU #2 You have a big car. I’ve a sonic obliterator. You will yield to…

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Bad Artist #19, Laundry

December 4, 2014
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Bad Artist #19, Laundry

LAUNDRY HAIKU #1 Laundry, oh laundry I hate you. I will hate you. ’till the end of time.   LAUNDRY HAIKU #2 You, pile of laundry, I so wanted to eat out. But then I…

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Bad Artist #17, Appreciation

November 19, 2014
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Bad Artist #17, Appreciation

CARBON HAIKU #1 Carbon, oh carbon! Though you’re the eight element I like you the best.   CARBON HAIKU #2 Carbon, oh carbon! You’re in every pencil, and all grammar schools.   – Paul R.…

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