The Place to Take a Humor Break
It’s the Holiday Season! Parties are being planned by office lackeys all over the country. Workers are requested to bring their favorite goodies, which usually consist of story bought fat laden dips with chips, cold […]
Diaper Haiku #1 Oh you diapers, You need better fragrances. The standard one stinks. Diaper Haiku #2 Sam changed a di’per His wife will forever hear Of this selfless deed. – Paul De Lancey, […]
ON HOLD HAIKU #1 You put me on hold What’d I ever do to you To be put on hold? ON HOLD HAIKU #1 I am still on hold I feel my will to […]
SUPERMARKET-SIGN HAIKU #1 Please sir, will you move? Stop reading those cans and move. I need to buy soup. SUPERMARKET-SIGN HAIKU #2 Don’t care if it has Monosodium glutamate Buy the frickin’ can. […]
RESOLUTIONS HAIKU #1 I won’t eat any Lutefisk, mushrooms, and haggis No matter how tempted. RESOLUTIONS HAIKU #2 I hereby resolve Not to misplace my glasses More than once daily. – Paul R. De […]
CHRISTMAS HAIKU #1 I will always know Why this day is so special. Thank you, Jesus. CHRISTMAS HAIKU #2 Didn’t shop Walmart. Christmas lights up for next year. I must have been good. – […]
MY WISH HAIKU #1 May 2015 Be as wonderful to you As you are to me. MY WISH HAIKU #2 You brighten my life, Friend, with everything you do. I am so grateful […]
DRIVING HAIKU #1 Dodge City Block I got to the stop sign first. Please do not kill me. DRIVING HAIKU #2 You have a big car. I’ve a sonic obliterator. You will yield to […]
LAUNDRY HAIKU #1 Laundry, oh laundry I hate you. I will hate you. ’till the end of time. LAUNDRY HAIKU #2 You, pile of laundry, I so wanted to eat out. But then I […]
CARBON HAIKU #1 Carbon, oh carbon! Though you’re the eight element I like you the best. CARBON HAIKU #2 Carbon, oh carbon! You’re in every pencil, and all grammar schools. – Paul R. […]