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An Ode to Odious Winter

December 14, 2025December 14, 2025 Mark R Hunter

As months go by and seasons change We watch the outside rearrange Nature knows a change is due, And it’s not hard to see a clue   Like puppies frozen to a tree While going […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebad weather, bad winter, cold weather, four wheel drive, funny poem, ice, Indiana, indiana weather, poem, poems, poetry, snow, weather, winter, winter driving, winter hatred

Haiku: Tom Lehrer, Not Allan Sherman RIP

July 31, 2025July 31, 2025 Paul Lander

Tom Lehrer, Not Allan Sherman RIP Hello, mudda… oops. Wrong songster. Now rest easy, Mister Tom Lehrer.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, TechnologyAllen Sherman, haiku, humor, parody, poem, satire, squirrels, Tom Lehar

Haiku:   I Guess Ambassador to Israel Was Taken

January 29, 2025 Paul Lander

I Guess Ambassador to Israel Was Taken Trump names Mel Gibson Special Hollywood envoy Next Gaetz to Girl Scouts

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, HO Podcasts, Movies & TV, Politicsdative, haiku, Hollywood, Mel Gibson, news, parody, poem

Loving Poem About a Printer

April 9, 2023 Paul De Lancey

Printer Oh printer! Oh printer! Pure Evil You putrid pile of pig pool.You use up ink. You jam.You send us into fits. All I want from a printer is for it to:Work.Work.Work. Yet it jams […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Lifeapocalyptic, Chef Paul, comic chef, cookbook, good food, hard labor, ink cartridge, Jamming, loving, Lutheran, poem, printer, recipes, test page, Tyrannosaurus Rex

Loving Poetry – Weeds

March 4, 2023 Paul De Lancey

Is it safe to visit? Weeds If you kill a neighbor,You’ll die for murder.If you kill a weed,You’ll never bleed. I do good deedsWhen I’m happy.I attack my weedsWhen life goes crappy. If the garden […]

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Haiku: In Lieu of Flour (Charles Entenmann 1930-2022)

March 12, 2022 Paul Lander

In Lieu of Flour (Charles Entenmann 1930-2022) Charles Entenmann died Man, even for 2022 This one takes the cake

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Paul Lander's Tweet WisdomEntenmanns, funny, haiku, news, pastry, poem

Haiku: Aborting Roe V Wade 

December 5, 2021December 5, 2021 Paul Lander

    Aborting Roe V Wade  Roe V Wade trouble. SCOTUS set back their clocks to… 1972!

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Politics, Relationshipshaiku, news, poem, poetry, Pro-choice, Roe v. Wade

I tackle poetry … and get slammed

April 5, 2019April 5, 2019 Mark R Hunter

My wife took a poetry class, so I, being a writer, decided to take a crack at writing poetry myself. Why didn’t someone stop me? Thank goodness I’m better at prose. Thank goodness Emily is […]

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4 CommentsFiction, Lifestyle, Words to Think Upon, Writersbooks, e-books, funny poetry, poem, poems, poetry, reading, rhymes, trees

A HO HO HO HOLIDAY CARD TO YOU ALL!

December 21, 2017December 23, 2017 Donna Cavanagh

As always we allow our employees to write our holiday wishes! From Frankie, Theo and Molly (Please read as you would the poem ’twas the night before Christmas) ’Twas the week before Christmas And all […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, HO Author News, Lifestyle'Twas the night before Christmas, Donna Cavanagh, Frankie, HO, holidays, humor, humoroutcasts, Molly, poem, Theo

Golden Showers / Boy / In the End

January 12, 2017 Marcus Bales

Once you got away with talking bullshit Once you got away with talking bull Bleat, little Trumpy, bleat and lie And I will mock you as you cry. Golden showers make you thrill, Smile when […]

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