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Haiku: In Lieu of Flour (Charles Entenmann 1930-2022)

March 12, 2022 Paul Lander

In Lieu of Flour (Charles Entenmann 1930-2022) Charles Entenmann died Man, even for 2022 This one takes the cake

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Paul Lander's Tweet WisdomEntenmanns, funny, haiku, news, pastry, poem

Haiku: Aborting Roe V Wade 

December 5, 2021December 5, 2021 Paul Lander

    Aborting Roe V Wade  Roe V Wade trouble. SCOTUS set back their clocks to… 1972!

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I tackle poetry … and get slammed

April 5, 2019April 5, 2019 Mark R Hunter

My wife took a poetry class, so I, being a writer, decided to take a crack at writing poetry myself. Why didn’t someone stop me? Thank goodness I’m better at prose. Thank goodness Emily is […]

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4 CommentsFiction, Lifestyle, Words to Think Upon, Writersbooks, e-books, funny poetry, poem, poems, poetry, reading, rhymes, trees

A HO HO HO HOLIDAY CARD TO YOU ALL!

December 21, 2017December 23, 2017 Donna Cavanagh

As always we allow our employees to write our holiday wishes! From Frankie, Theo and Molly (Please read as you would the poem ’twas the night before Christmas) ’Twas the week before Christmas And all […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, HO Author News, Lifestyle'Twas the night before Christmas, Donna Cavanagh, Frankie, HO, holidays, humor, humoroutcasts, Molly, poem, Theo

Golden Showers / Boy / In the End

January 12, 2017 Marcus Bales

Once you got away with talking bullshit Once you got away with talking bull Bleat, little Trumpy, bleat and lie And I will mock you as you cry. Golden showers make you thrill, Smile when […]

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My Way by Donald J. Trump

January 5, 2017January 5, 2017 Marcus Bales

And now, I’ve won the race, Thanks to my pal Vladimir Putin And though that’s a disgrace At least at State I don’t put Newt in. I’ve lied, and cheated too, to get my wealth […]

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2 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Politicsfilk, funny, humor, parody, poem, poetry, satire, song

Ballade of the Climate Change Deniers

January 3, 2017 Marcus Bales

We’re urged to work hard to provide a good world for posterity, But sharing more fairly is something we ought to discuss. And why is it us who’s responsible for their prosperity? The time may […]

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Camelot: C’est Blanc!

December 22, 2016December 22, 2016 Marcus Bales

BANNON: Scamalot! Scamalot! From far alt.right I smelled you there. Scamalot! Scamalot! In great regard I held you there. If I had a soul I’d be a coprolite — But now it’s enough that I […]

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A Song of Spring

May 8, 2015May 8, 2015 Kathy Minicozzi
This tree is out to get you!

Spring is here, with fragrant flowers Wafting perfume here and there. Here I stand amid the bowers, Breathing the aromatic air. A tickle rises up my nose Stops and digs into my brain. I gasp […]

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Horton Hears a Hoo-Ha

January 23, 2015June 16, 2015 Linda Roy

There’s a Hoo-Ha in Whoville The thing is bright pink And its stink is much stinkier than the stink from a Gink Its color’s more vivid than you’d ever think And when folks down in […]

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2 CommentsFictionDr. Seuss, Hoo-ha, poem, poetry, The Whos, Whoville

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