Loving Poem About a Printer
Printer Oh printer! Oh printer! Pure Evil You putrid pile of pig pool.You use up ink. You jam.You send us into fits. All I want from a printer is for it to:Work.Work.Work. Yet it jams […]
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Loving Poetry – Weeds
Is it safe to visit? Weeds If you kill a neighbor,You’ll die for murder.If you kill a weed,You’ll never bleed. I do good deedsWhen I’m happy.I attack my weedsWhen life goes crappy. If the garden […]
I tackle poetry … and get slammed
My wife took a poetry class, so I, being a writer, decided to take a crack at writing poetry myself. Why didn’t someone stop me? Thank goodness I’m better at prose. Thank goodness Emily is […]
A HO HO HO HOLIDAY CARD TO YOU ALL!
As always we allow our employees to write our holiday wishes! From Frankie, Theo and Molly (Please read as you would the poem ’twas the night before Christmas) ’Twas the week before Christmas And all […]
Golden Showers / Boy / In the End
Once you got away with talking bullshit Once you got away with talking bull Bleat, little Trumpy, bleat and lie And I will mock you as you cry. Golden showers make you thrill, Smile when […]
My Way by Donald J. Trump
And now, I’ve won the race, Thanks to my pal Vladimir Putin And though that’s a disgrace At least at State I don’t put Newt in. I’ve lied, and cheated too, to get my wealth […]
Ballade of the Climate Change Deniers
We’re urged to work hard to provide a good world for posterity, But sharing more fairly is something we ought to discuss. And why is it us who’s responsible for their prosperity? The time may […]
Camelot: C’est Blanc!
BANNON: Scamalot! Scamalot! From far alt.right I smelled you there. Scamalot! Scamalot! In great regard I held you there. If I had a soul I’d be a coprolite — But now it’s enough that I […]