Loving Poem About a Printer
Printer Oh printer! Oh printer! Pure Evil You putrid pile of pig pool.You use up ink. You jam.You send us into fits. All I want from a printer is for it to:Work.Work.Work. Yet it jams […]
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Hitler Hates His Printer
The war is going badly. His printer won’t work. Click on the link below to hear video. https://www.captiongenerator.com/2151827/Hitler-Hates-His-Printer?fbclid=IwAR14IgyONZnDyBZV0sAX2IPGJoTrC2OwzVCnXCNnUZ1os2stqVEnPTGFwYo#.YDhOGmAwZWk.facebook – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran […]
My Not-to-Do List
This blog is directly inspired by the talented and hilarious Kathy Minicozzi who was in turn inspired by the renowned humorist David Sedaris. Here are the things I resolve not to do today. Takes a […]
A Technology Trifecta
Madam never claimed to be a technology whiz. Frankly, I too face techno challenges just trying to organize my hooves on a keyboard without triggering an Internet explosion. So, you can imagine my surprise when […]
Bob Marley
Like inevitability, some things are unavoidable. Thirsty Dave realized that vodka doesn’t freeze when he was 6 years into life. This was bound to happen sooner or later, it just so happened to happen sooner. […]