No Actors were used in the filming of this.
I have this massively inflated opinion of myself. In my head, I’m the ruler of 17 Eastern European countries, I print my own money and am never wrong. In reality, I am only the ruler […]
Tag: Star Wars prequels
Bob Marley
Like inevitability, some things are unavoidable. Thirsty Dave realized that vodka doesn’t freeze when he was 6 years into life. This was bound to happen sooner or later, it just so happened to happen sooner. […]
If you want to find the woman of your dreams, look after your friends.
If I could only get the time machine to work, we wouldn’t have to have worry about those god awful Star Wars prequels. When I first asked Jill Y out on a date, she didn’t […]
Bill Y Words the Truth
I wouldn’t be the most technically minded of the dudes. I can make a sandwich or convert a garage into a house but when it comes to fixing things like taxes, flip-flops or car stuff, […]
That Creative Element
There’s so much negativity in this cesspool life of despair and desolation. All we ever hear about is the continued existence of Bieber, the non-existent interviews for the next Pope and the trailer of that […]
I have seen the future and it scares the bejaysus out of me
They said it couldn’t be done. I doubted it. There’s no way George Lucas can make any more of a monumental, catastrophic cock-up to the already, forever tainted Star Wars prequels, they said. I doubted […]
Music soothes the savage beast
Well this just sucks. I’ve decided to open up and share and I’m not going to pretend I like it at all. My favorite song is The Seedling by Bonnie Prince Bill Y. I’ve no […]
The fear is real
Bill Y is scared and massively so. What you are about to see in not based on actual fact but just because something is made up, doesn’t mean it isn’t real. I wouldn’t be someone […]
What if your influence could influence one of the greatest catastrophes the world has ever known?
What if the very fabric of an idea was knitted before your very eyes? What if you could influence such an event? Would you intervene to make the world a better place? What if your […]
The abhorrent, repugnant, antagonistic act of kissing someone
I witnessed the vilest, inhumane, indefensible act of greed when George Lucas made those Star Wars prequels. I was there when the Barman cruelly tried to convince Thirsty Dave that Sunday was “No Beer Day” […]