Unicorn Bites 9/5/14
4-year-old: Can we trade in the baby for a dolphin? Me: No. 4: But a dolphin can do way more tricks! She makes a valid point. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 5, 2014 Me: Did […]
4-year-old: Can we trade in the baby for a dolphin? Me: No. 4: But a dolphin can do way more tricks! She makes a valid point. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 5, 2014 Me: Did […]
I witnessed the vilest, inhumane, indefensible act of greed when George Lucas made those Star Wars prequels. I was there when the Barman cruelly tried to convince Thirsty Dave that Sunday was “No Beer Day” […]