That terrifying moment when you’re only five hours old and you’ve already heard Bon Jovi.
Tag: Bon Jovi hatred
Alejandro González Iñárritu will go down in history as the man who directed The Revenant aka “The Film That Leo Finally Won an Oscar” for.
I made Jill Y go and see a Neurologist. She thought The Revenant was a good film and that Leo deserved his impending Best Actor, Oscar. When you’ve been with someone for most of the […]
“I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!” – Mark Twain
I often think. If Bon Jovi and a Bon Jovi tribute band were drowning and I could only save only one so-called band, what hair product would I buy? It’s thoughts like these that have […]
The Consequence of Losing
There are moments in life when you realize something so profoundly profound, that your eyes become huge and stare on in massive disbelief. One such moment was inflicted on Sugartastic Daddy John’s kids when I […]
If I send 4,345,876 emails to Sony and receive 4,345,876 responses from Sony, I need to buy my ISP a beer.
I sent 4,345,876 emails to Sony to ask them to develop an X-Box game where you kill the so-called talent of Bon Jovi. I received 4,345,876 emails from Sony, telling me that Bon Jovi don’t […]
