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I’m not going to lie and tell you that this is a true story in the same way that I’m not going to lie and tell you that Bon Jovi are anyway close to being […]
I’m not going to lie and tell you that this is a true story in the same way that I’m not going to lie and tell you that Bon Jovi are anyway close to being […]
Thirsty Dave’s brother Sylvia, hasn’t much time for the ladies, in the romantic sense of the word. He does however have a lot of time for men. Two weeks ago, the thirsty one, Sylvia and […]
The only thing worse than being stuck in an elevator with the sound of the so-called music of Bon Jovi is being stuck in an elevator with Bon Jovi. Scurvy Jane is rarely right about […]
When I think back on the past and the many mistakes and Bon Jovi songs I’ve heard, I just can’t help but look forward to the future and all the Bon Jovi songs I don’t […]
Little Dill Y is more inquisitive than a really inquisitive person who asks far too many questions to find out what he wants to know. The little guy asked how his mother and I met […]
There’s growing suspicion at It’s good to mock HQ, that beer circulates through Thirsty Dave’s body, instead of blood. Scurvy Jane has a growing paranoia that Bon Jovi are secretly teaching young bands how to […]
Guns kill people and guns are not cool at all but it’s important to protect yourself when a Bon Jovi fan comes at you for no reason whatsoever, other than to tell you that you […]
Kids – You teach them to use their Jedi powers for good and they end up becoming Bon Jovi fans anyway. Little Dill Y is your average 6 year old budding genius. He’s a big […]
I’m no great thinker like Einstein or Paris Hilton but there’s no logic out there that can explain why George Lucas made those Star Wars prequels. There’s so many valuable things he could have done […]
This morning hasn’t been the most chilled out morning I’ve ever had the misfortune of growling at. I’ve been trying to get the country to recognise a new bank holiday but apparently ‘Dislike Bon Jovi […]