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I wish I believed in something. I wish there was something I felt passionate about that wasn’t a fear of Nuns. I wish I had a driving force in life. I could ask you, the […]
Tag: Bon Jovi hatred
Donate them to Society for the Prevention of the so-called music of Bon Jovi
When my time has come and I depart this Bon Jovi infested world, I hope to do so laughing. If I have any belongings, I will leave them to my son who will in turn, […]
It’s good to be happy
Some might say “The Bible”. Others might say “A Bon Jovi Calendar/Picture/Poster/Sound/Concert/T-Shirt/Sighting”. There are some that would say “A scratch card”. People are people and tastes differ greatly. One mans poison will always be another […]
It was one of those controlling cults all along
There’s no better feeling than that feeling you feel when you feel all the hard work paying off. For many years, I’ve been conducting secret experiments into why people like Bon Jovi. Up until now, […]
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Thinking – some people think a lot and try to figure out how magnets work while some think very little and become Bon Jovi fans. Sure, some people are concerned about global warming, racism and […]
I’d rather shower in piss than listen to Bon Jovi
I’m a big animal fan. I like bacon, bacon double cheese burgers, buffalo wings, ham, pork and so on and so forth. I could go around with a ‘Don’t become a vegetarian, you selfish son […]
The Google was right, that’s exactly what I meant.
They said it couldn’t be done and they weren’t right. I’ve managed to convince the Google that Bon Jovi are a useless, talentless excuse for a group of Musicians. There I was just praising Paris […]
The woman who went from being attacked by mountain lions to being eaten by mountain lions to being digested by mountain lions and excreted by mountain lions.
I’ll be the first to admit that some of the things I tell you, might sound a bit far-fetched but that’s only because your own life is so boring and lifeless. I couldn’t believe that […]
Dad needs sex to live
“Only the truly brilliant, shall seek to remove Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness” Bill Y on hearing Bon Jovi for the first time. Although this guy is not truly brilliant, his genius needs […]
This is what happens when you don’t read the book
I’m often asked how I became so tolerant of Bon Jovi, Justin Bieber and Nuns. I often answer “are you having a laugh?”. The handful of things I know about in this life are the […]