Happy Christmas everyone and may Bon Jovi never pollute your airwaves again.

Nicky was told he would never find work because of his tattoos.

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Not now but soon

Everything moves so fast these days. From the issuing of the restraining order that means I can’t get close enough to punch Jon Jovi in the mouth, to the thought process that compels me to […]

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Just like all pictures, I knew this picture would end up on the internet

I’m not a big fan of doing things, preferring instead, not to do things. “You won’t do it”, they said. “Who won’t do it?”, said I. “You won’t”, said they. This behaviour went on for […]

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The words “Greatest” and “Bon Jovi” do not belong together unless of course you want to say something like “Man, that Bon Jovi track has the same emotional, artistic and cultural relevance as the greatest track from Justin Bieber’s back catalog”.

The words “Greatest” and “Bon Jovi” do not belong together unless of course you want to say something like “Man, that Bon Jovi track has the same emotional, artistic and cultural relevance as the greatest […]

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The Google was right, that’s exactly what I meant.

They said it couldn’t be done and they weren’t right. I’ve managed to convince the Google that Bon Jovi are a useless, talentless excuse for a group of Musicians. There I was just praising Paris […]

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