NORAD (North American Defense) Tracks Santa

https://www.noradsanta.org/en/map As of press time, Santa Claus was delivering presents over Tibet. How do we know this? NORAD (North American Defense) tell us . Why does NORAD do this? The official explanation (see below) is […]

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Holidays Meet Humor – Santa Claus is Coming to Town…or is He?

North Pole, December 2017 – There are problems afoot in the North Pole. On the Santa-Elf closed Facebook group page, a notice has been posted that has no one jingling with delight. Apparently, according to […]

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Heat Stroke Warnings Issued For Santa Due to Unusually Hot Christmas Weather

Washington, D.C – With temperatures climbing into the upper 70’s or maybe higher in much of the United States on Christmas Eve, The National Institute of Health has issued Santa heat stroke warnings.  Please follow […]

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Fox says Leo DiCaprio was Not Raped by Bear

Yes, he was NOT raped by a bear, FOX movies told us… twice. In case we didn’t hear it the first time, FOX repeated it: Leo was not raped. Fox is promoting the movie Revenant […]

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