You Need to See Santa Claus Playing a Piano
We need to things that make us happy. Someone playing a piano makes us happy. Seeing Santa Claus makes us happy. Thus, seeing Santa Claus playing piano makes us very happy. Not only that we […]
Tag: kentucky
Talk Derby to Me
It is Kentucky Derby Week here in the Bluegrass State. Pretty women are all prepping their hats. Freshly grown mint is being muddled, mixed with crushed iced, sugar-water, and bourbon. Country ham is being layered […]
Shrimp and Grits and Portraits
American Entree SHRIMP AND GRITS INGREDIENTS 1 cup chicken broth ¾ cup milk 2½ cups water 1 cup grits ¼ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 3 tablespoons butter 1¾ cups grated Cheddar cheese 1 garlic […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Checking in with Keith Stewart
Keith Stewart was my guest this week on Humoroutcasts Radio. I had so much fun re-visiting with Keith and talking about all that has happened since the release of Bernadette Peters Hates Me: True Tales […]
HumorOutcasts Introduces Keith Stewart Author of Bernadette Peters Hates Me: True Tales of a Delusional Man
Today is the official release date for Bernadette Peters Hates Me: True Tales of a Delusional Man. In its pre-release week, the book has taken off on Amazon which is no surprise when you learn […]
Kim Davis to Jail, Kentucky to Hell in Handbasket
KIM DAVIS TO JAIL, KENTUCKY TO HELL IN HANDBASKET Rowan County Clerk, Kim Davis, who refused to issue same-sex marriage licenses gets sent to the pokey. The thrice divorced clerk’s orange jumpsuit perfectly matches John […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, I’m so sorry about the prune danishes I left out for Santa. Please tell Mrs. Claus I’ll be happy to pay for his dry cleaning and his sleigh to be detailed. Oh, and the […]