The Mysterious Chirp

As a wedding gift, one of our friends gave us a sweet little white cockatiel. We would leave its cage door open and it would fly right to us if we called it by name. […]
As a wedding gift, one of our friends gave us a sweet little white cockatiel. We would leave its cage door open and it would fly right to us if we called it by name. […]
Last year I published a blog post about seven real things to fear on Halloween. I’ve been thinking about what makes my dry skin crawl this year, and uncovered seven more real things to fear as we celebrate the spookiest day of the […]
Keith Stewart was my guest this week on Humoroutcasts Radio. I had so much fun re-visiting with Keith and talking about all that has happened since the release of Bernadette Peters Hates Me: True Tales […]
Today, we are posting an excerpt from Bernadette Peters Hates Me: True Tales of a Delusional Man by Keith Stewart. Keith and his debut book have gained so many fans from all over the country. […]
Reading magazines this week, I learned that: A British survey has concluded that consuming organic foods can extend your life… for three weeks.(Popular Mechanics, 3/16) The average caretaker in the United States is a […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my absentmindedness. I left my triple whipped cream espresso on the kitchen table and my cat decided to help himself to the entire cup. He caught three mice, five birds and […]
Dear Lord, when our 4-year-old daughter’s pet bird died I told her it wasn’t dead and that it was practicing yoga, just like me and grandma’. She responded, “Whew, thank goodness because grandpa’ Louie’s practicing […]
I saw a sign on Pinterest that read “There are two types of people: 1) Morning people and 2) Those who shoot morning people.” As funny as this might be, I think there needs to […]
1. Cats are smart. Don’t try to have a battle of wits with one of them, because they will never quit until they have pounded you into the ground, sat on you and forced you […]