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Author: John Hartnett

Not much to tell about me, really. When I was born, my parents placed me in a small wooden boat and pushed me out into the center of the Pulaski Skyway where I was rescued and ultimately raised by a pair of opposums. Sadly, they died when I was very young. At least I think they died. From there I joined the Merchant Marines and was the only toddler in World War II to sink a Japanese battleship while being burped. When I returned to the states, I got a job at Gimbels Department Store and have been there ever since even though they went out of business in 1986. I have always valued loyalty over money and if that's wrong, talk to my wife. You'd get along famously. I am the author of the humor collection, "The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories" and write a comedy blog called The Monkey Bellhop. I live in NJ. I know. I wish you could all live here, too.

Christmas with the In-Laws

December 28, 2013 John Hartnett

© 2013 The Monkey Bellhop and John Hartnett

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Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, RelationshipsChristmas, holiday stress, holidays, in-laws, relationship humor

Behind the Scenes with the Diva of the Holidays

December 25, 2013 John Hartnett
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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Funchristmas dinner, decorationg tips, holiday celebrations, Martha Stewart

Ya’ Herd Me?

December 23, 2013 John Hartnett
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3 CommentsGood Clean Funanimal humor, herding, lambs, movies, Sheep

Underclassmen of the NSA

December 19, 2013 John Hartnett
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1 CommentGood Clean Funeavesdropping, eric snowden, Homeland Security, NSA, phone records, phone tapping

Merry Christmas, Now Clean Out Your Desk and Get Out

December 18, 2013 John Hartnett
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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Funbusiness humor, christmas layoffs, getting fired, layoffs, scrooge, workplace

Where Doing Bad Relies On Looking Good

December 17, 2013 John Hartnett
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4 CommentsGood Clean Fun60 minutes, corporate self-interests, invetigative journalism, malfeasance, white collar crime

Mind, Body, Wallet

December 16, 2013December 16, 2013 John Hartnett
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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean FunCross fit, exercise, kid humor, mind body spirit, personal training, yoga

Fly By Night Outfit

December 10, 2013December 10, 2013 John Hartnett

© 2013 The Monkey Bellhop and John Hartnett

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Everyday Life, Good Clean Funanimal humor, birds, feeding wildlife, funny animal photos, pigeons

I’ll Make You a Cup of Coffee You Can’t Refuse

December 4, 2013 John Hartnett

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Good Clean Funbusiness humor, gentrification, New York City, organized crime, Starbucks

The Mother of All Movies

December 3, 2013 John Hartnett
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2 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Movies & TVcable movies, entertainment humor, movie franchises, movies, On Demand, spinoffs

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