Married to a Fast Woman

My wife says she lives like she types—fast and with a lot of mistakes. I can’t comment on the mistakes part, but I can attest to the fast part. I literally cannot keep up with […]
My wife says she lives like she types—fast and with a lot of mistakes. I can’t comment on the mistakes part, but I can attest to the fast part. I literally cannot keep up with […]
Carolyn, my significant other, is an identical twin. And while she and her sister are easy to tell apart now, that has not always been the case. Distinguishing which is which in photos before the […]
(This piece previously appeared in Funny Times.) My wife, Carolyn, is the best wife in the universe. I say “in the universe” deliberately because, you see, Carolyn is not originally from this planet. Now I […]