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I Am Not Like All the Rest: Funny Lines From Dating Profiles

December 15, 2018 Roz Warren

  After becoming single at age 62, I joined an online dating site.  After a year of perusing profiles and meeting men for coffee, staying single is starting to look better and better to me.  But […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Lifedating humor, online dating

Mighty Ducks, Small Fluffy Dogs and Other Dating Dealbreakers

April 30, 2018April 30, 2018 Roz Warren

A man I met for coffee recently told me that he didn’t date women with small fluffy dogs “because women with small fluffy dogs are too high maintenance.” This inspired me to ask my friends if […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Lifedating, dating dealbreakers, dating humor, online dating, small fluffy dogs

Ready For Adventure? Me Neither

April 10, 2018April 10, 2018 Roz Warren

While looking at Match.com profiles recently, I was struck by how many men not only describe themselves as “adventurous” but are seeking women who are also adventurous. I’m not adventurous. Not even a little. I’m […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Lifeadventure, dating, library humor, online dating

I Just Took A Peek At My Ex-Boyfriend’s Online Dating Profile

November 8, 2017November 8, 2017 Roz Warren

The first thing I noticed was that all of the flattering photos he’s posted of himself were taken by me. In the photos, Mike looks like the man I saw him as — clever and […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Lifehumor, JDate, online dating

I’d Be Happy To Date You When Hell Freezes Over — One Single Librarian’s Collection Of Online Dating Profile Turnoffs

October 20, 2017October 20, 2017 Roz Warren

Shirtless pics. Headless pics. Bathroom selfies Gym selfies. Anything camo or Trump-related. Any photo of a dude with a fish or a dead deer. Spelling mistakes and grammatical errors. (I can’t help it — I […]

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11 CommentsEveryday Lifedating humor, dating profiles, online dating, weird facial hair

TireMatch.com #10

September 17, 2016 Bill Spencer

Artwork by Eli Connaughton. Idea/text by Bill Spencer. Eli Connaughton as artist website: http://www.chickenwisdom.com/ Eli Connaughton as writer website: http://www.eliconnaughton.com/

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TireMatch.com #9

August 27, 2016August 27, 2016 Bill Spencer

Artwork by Eli Connaughton. Idea/text by Bill Spencer. Eli Connaughton as artist website: http://www.chickenwisdom.com/ Eli Connaughton as writer website: http://www.eliconnaughton.com/

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TireMatch.com #8

May 14, 2016 Bill Spencer

Artwork by Eli Connaughton. Idea/text by Bill Spencer. Eli Connaughton as artist website: http://www.chickenwisdom.com/ Eli Connaughton as writer website: http://www.eliconnaughton.com/

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TireMatch.com #7

April 30, 2016May 1, 2016 Bill Spencer

Artwork by Eli Connaughton. Idea/text by Bill Spencer. Eli Connaughton as artist website: http://www.chickenwisdom.com/ Eli Connaughton as writer website: http://www.eliconnaughton.com/

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Tire Match.com #5

April 3, 2016May 1, 2016 Bill Spencer

Artwork by Eli Connaughton. Idea/text by Bill Spencer. Eli Connaughton as artist website: http://www.chickenwisdom.com/ Eli Connaughton as writer website: http://www.eliconnaughton.com/

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