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I Am Not Like All the Rest: Funny Lines From Dating Profiles

December 15, 2018 Roz Warren

  After becoming single at age 62, I joined an online dating site.  After a year of perusing profiles and meeting men for coffee, staying single is starting to look better and better to me.  But […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Lifedating humor, online dating

Mighty Ducks, Small Fluffy Dogs and Other Dating Dealbreakers

April 30, 2018April 30, 2018 Roz Warren

A man I met for coffee recently told me that he didn’t date women with small fluffy dogs “because women with small fluffy dogs are too high maintenance.” This inspired me to ask my friends if […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Lifedating, dating dealbreakers, dating humor, online dating, small fluffy dogs

I’d Be Happy To Date You When Hell Freezes Over — One Single Librarian’s Collection Of Online Dating Profile Turnoffs

October 20, 2017October 20, 2017 Roz Warren

Shirtless pics. Headless pics. Bathroom selfies Gym selfies. Anything camo or Trump-related. Any photo of a dude with a fish or a dead deer. Spelling mistakes and grammatical errors. (I can’t help it — I […]

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11 CommentsEveryday Lifedating humor, dating profiles, online dating, weird facial hair

Checking Out Love At The Library

January 3, 2017January 3, 2017 Roz Warren

I’m 62 and newly single. How to find Mr. Right? “That’s easy!“ I’m told. “You work at a library. There’s nothing sexier than a man who reads. You’ll have your pick of terrific guys!” The […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Lifedating, dating advice, dating humor, library, singles

Periodic Table of The Schmucks

January 2, 2017January 3, 2017 Roz Warren
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Is the man in your life a schmuck? Consult this easy-to-use guide and see! Bd “Brooding Dude” “You’re the only one who can truly understand me. Don’t enjoy the party! Spend all evening trying to […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Relationshipsdating, dating humor, manners, men, schmucks

Mr. Almost Right

December 22, 2016December 22, 2016 Howard Fishman

I was 58 when I began the search. Old enough to know there is no Mr. Right. Romantic enough to think I’d find Mr. Almost Right. Protective friends warned not to expect much. All of […]

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3 CommentsFiction, Relationshipsdating humor, gay, same sex relationships

I Love English Movies If You Do

September 24, 2013September 24, 2013 John Hartnett
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Good Clean Fun, Movies & TV, Relationshipsdame judi dench, dating humor, english cinema, entertainment humor, merchant ivory, movies, period films

How Did You Know Dad Was the One, Mom?

September 10, 2013 John Hartnett
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3 CommentsLifestyle, Relationshipscapital punishment, courtship, dating humor, electic chair, relationship humor

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