Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/10/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Buffalo Bills fans, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]
Category: Everyday Life
BREAKING WEATHER ALERT: Seattle Braces for Extremely Mild, Pleasant July Weather
We interrupt your regular TV programming for the following special emergency weather alert. ANCHOR ANITA SCOOP: Good evening. We interrupt your regularly scheduled rerun of Seattle’s Rainiest Moments for continuing coverage of what meteorologists are […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/3/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the NY Knicks, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]
Gaylord Goforth’s Guide To Pride
(Special Note: Yes, I know it’s already the end of June, and I’m just publishing my guide for Pride. But, I’ve been beyond overbooked, honey. With all the parades, parties, booze cruises, picnics, brunches, and […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/25/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the NY Knicks, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]
BREAKING HEALTH ALERT: Ice Cream Declared Superfood — Kale Classified as Biohazard
ANCHOR, CHIP PRINGLES (Seated at a news desk. The year is 2037.) Good evening, I’m Chip Pringles. Welcome to the 5pm edition of Channel 7 Eye Witness News. Our top story tonight: Everything you thought […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/19/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Billy Bush supporting Spencer Pratt for L.A. Mayor, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/12/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about gold bars stashed in an ex-CIA officer home, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/5/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a Wisconsin driver driving into freshly poured concrete, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new […]