You Need to See Santa Claus Playing a Piano
We need to things that make us happy. Someone playing a piano makes us happy. Seeing Santa Claus makes us happy. Thus, seeing Santa Claus playing piano makes us very happy. Not only that we […]
Category: Everyday Life
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/27/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Jamie Lynn Spears being on ‘Dancing with the Stars,’ doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any […]
Funny Money Fax for Fast Cash
We received a very nice fax at work one day (remember the fax?), from Mrs. Nazek Audi Hariri. I’m sure you’ve heard of her husband, Rafik Baha al-din Hariri. Or at least, it’s possible you […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/20/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the US Open, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]
What? What? Confused About Parking
What could they possibly mean? Confused #1 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback or Kindle on amazon.com […]
Ripping the Headlines 9/14/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about American Airlines, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]
Buying a Car Drove Me to Crazytown (with alternate endings)
Last summer when I began in earnest to shop for a car, I didn’t know what I was in for. I hadn’t bought a car since 1999, in a previous century—in fact, in a previous […]
My Very First Pickleball Tournament
Recently, I signed up for my very first pickleball tournament. Previous to that the last time I participated in a formal athletic competition of any kind, Richard Nixon was our nation’s Commander-in-Chief. In case you’re […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/6/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Hollywood sign, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]