Six months ago, my dentist said I had a cavity that needed drilling. He warned me to change my brushing habits immediately or else. My first thought: My brushing habits have kept me cavity-free for […]
I have the same relationship with my dentist that many people do with family members: I love him and appreciate him, but I don’t actually want to see him. I suppose that’s not unusual, but […]
Excerpt from Who Moved my Teeth? CHAPTER ONE WHAT SHOULD I HAVE ALREADY DONE? Here’s a list of things you should do if you haven’t done them already, either for your loved one that […]
A testicle eating fish that has human-like teeth has been found in a lake in Southern New Jersey. The South American Pacu, which was probably released from someone’s aquarium, has a reputation for gnawing on […]
I should have married a dentist. I dated a couple of them. When Keith told me that I had been in the running as a possible marriage partner, I didn’t even know I was being […]
I’m house sitting in Santa Monica. I brought no toothpaste but 2 bottles of Visine. The upside is that my teeth are no longer red.