Skip to content
12 Nov, 2026
Recent Humor
Day in the Sun Shadows His Twilight Years
“Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape. ” – William S. Burroughs…
Your Civil Commitment Advisor
“I will say and do things that no one else in their right mind would do.” – Stephen Miller…
Stephen Miller, Granted Leave from His Job in Hell, Takes Chief-of-Staff Position
  • Writers
    • A – F
    • H – M
    • N – S
HumorOutcasts.com

HumorOutcasts.com

The Place to Take a Humor Break

  • Home
  • Home
  • About
  • Writing for HO and other FAQs
    • Becoming A HumorOutcasts Writer
  • Contact
    • Advertise With Us
    • Privacy Statement
    • Terms and Conditions
    • E-Mail Updates
  • Admin Posts
  • Ongoing Series
    • Angel Pays a Visit
    • Brian Kiley’s Twitter Comedy
    • Cooking and Recipes
    • Paul Lander’s Tweet Wisdom
    • Sparks Brief
    • TireMatch
  • HO Podcasts
    • audio converter for podcasts
  • HO Press
  • Home
  • Janice Arenofsky

Author: Janice Arenofsky

I write humor, but also books and serious essays, features and profiles, usually for national venues. I'm a member of the National Society of Newspaper Columnists , Humor Writers of America, and the American Society of Journalists and Authors. I live in Arizona, where it's hot, hot, hot (but very dry of course), and I have six dogs and two cats. Oh yes, a husband, too. I blog at https://humorbyarenofsky.blogspot.com/ Come and visit me there or at my website or at Facebook, where I'm The Dysfunctional Family. Got almost 1,000 followers. Join us.

Cinderella’s Emails to Lost and Found

June 21, 2021June 22, 2021 Janice Arenofsky

MONDAY Hi Again, Forget yesterday’s email—I shouldn’t have inserted those emojis with the bloodletting leeches, but after sweeping the floors for my evil step mother and prima donna step sisters, I was exhausted and angry. […]

Share this Post:
Fiction

Waiting for Godot or Brigitte Bardot, Whomever

May 21, 2020 Janice Arenofsky

Years ago I read a short story by a famous writer whose name of course has slipped my wretched mind. But the theme of the story was waiting for “important” things, which naturally never really […]

Share this Post:
Fiction

Happy Birthday You Old Collector You

May 14, 2020 Janice Arenofsky

My husband is a collector. I didn’t know it when I married him or my life might have taken a different turn. In fact his collecting of any and all things did not manifest itself […]

Share this Post:
Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Relationships

Stompin’ at the Strip Mall

May 5, 2020 Janice Arenofsky

Stompin’ at the Strip Mall The highlight of my day will be a visit to Foot Solutions today. I desperately need another pair of athletic shoes, and hubby says he refuses to go to Flagstaff […]

Share this Post:
2 CommentsFiction

Followup to Memes Blog

March 11, 2020 Janice Arenofsky

I just couldn’t help being interested in the Brit who did his dissertation on memes. Yeah, he’s officially weird, looks gay (and I don’t mean this pejoratively), calls his dissertation a “scholarly shitpost.” It included […]

Share this Post:
3 CommentsFiction

When Did Memes Become a Thing?

March 11, 2020 Janice Arenofsky

Six years of college and I had to google what a meme is. Why’s that? If it’s so important; why didn’t I learn what it was in geometry or algebra class where all the vitally […]

Share this Post:
5 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Good Clean Fundissertation, doctoral, memes, memes doctoral dissertations

I’m Not a Dentist But I Play One in Real Life

February 24, 2020 Janice Arenofsky

Yesterday I repaired a crown in my mouth that fell out about a year ago. It’s a miracle not that I got it glued in, but that I was able to find it. But when […]

Share this Post:
Everyday Life, Good Clean Fundental, dentist, teeth, tooth

Bitching is My Life

March 25, 2019March 25, 2019 Janice Arenofsky

Yeah, This is another one of my bitch/gripe essays. How can I keep up the challenging pace? It’s not easy but I work at it. I try to find something negative in everything I see […]

Share this Post:
Fiction

Coyotes and the End of the World As We Know It

January 16, 2019January 16, 2019 Janice Arenofsky

Soon, if we are to believe all the predictions, coyotes will be roaming city and countryside in six packs. Or maybe even convenient 12-packs. Why? The simple reason is that we–humans–have encroached on their territory. […]

Share this Post:
Fiction

I Would If I Could But I Can’t

November 20, 2018 Janice Arenofsky

How many out there in the peanut gallery would do something if they could? Probably most of us. I know I’d like to end world hunger and save the whales, but that’s probably if I […]

Share this Post:
Fiction

Posts pagination

1 2 … 5 Next

RSS and More

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org
New Release
Ramo to the Rescue
By Donna Cavanagh Published by Shorehouse Books
Ramo to the Rescue
Available in Paperback and Kindle


New Release
Funny as Hell: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Specer and HumorOutcasts Press

Available in Paperback and Kindle



New Release
Uranus Is Always Funny: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Spencer
Uranus Is Always Funny
Available in Paperback and Kindle



Comments Are Part Of The Fun, Recent Comments

Bill Spencer on “I will say and do things that…
Bill Spencer on Trump appoints Stephen Miller…
Bill Spencer on Stephen “Nosferatu…
Mark R Hunter on Americans Mourn the Death of t…
Bill Spencer on “There is no happiness in life…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “People are tired of seeing po…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “We each see the world in our…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “There is nothing perman…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on And if you look real close, yo…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “We need a great president.”…

Archives

Blogroll

  • Billy Dees and Perfect Media Prods
  • Daniela V. Gitlin
  • Desire to Inspire
  • HeartPrints.com – Mary Mooney blog
  • Lee Gaitan Blog
  • Paul De Lancey's Blog
  • You Just Have to Laugh -Cathy Sikorski





Help Keep HumorOutcasts Going!

Daily Musings

Cartoon: He’s handling it better than I thought…

Cartoon: More Ketchup!

Haiku: There’s Some Central Perks, Right There

Top Posts & Pages

  • DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy
    DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy
  • “Some people are so poor, all they have is their money.” - Blake Griffin…
    “Some people are so poor, all they have is their money.” - Blake Griffin…
  • “I will say and do things that no one else in their right mind would do.” - Stephen Miller…
    “I will say and do things that no one else in their right mind would do.” - Stephen Miller…
  • “Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape. ” - William S. Burroughs…
    “Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape. ” - William S. Burroughs…
  • "You can do a lot more with weapons and politeness than just politeness." - Vladimir Putin...
    "You can do a lot more with weapons and politeness than just politeness." - Vladimir Putin...
  • Stephen Miller, Granted Leave from His Job in Hell, Takes Chief-of-Staff Position
    Stephen Miller, Granted Leave from His Job in Hell, Takes Chief-of-Staff Position
  • Stephen Miller Jokes (Danger! Some of these are more warped than he is!)
    Stephen Miller Jokes (Danger! Some of these are more warped than he is!)
  • I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper,  she's a Pepper, we're a Pepper.     Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?     Be a Pepper. Drink Dr Pepper…
    I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper, we're a Pepper. Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too? Be a Pepper. Drink Dr Pepper…
  • Columnist Uses Polygamy to Keep the Anecdotes Flowing
    Columnist Uses Polygamy to Keep the Anecdotes Flowing
  • Women going commando "at our age?"
    Women going commando "at our age?"
Copyright © HumorOutcasts.com All rights reserved.
Magazine Plus by WEN Themes