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Happy is as happy does

March 16, 2015
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Happy is as happy does

To borrow from the old maxim “pretty is as pretty does,” “happy is as happy does.” It’s something my dear departed mother would have said in a fit of pique and usually when I was…

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The Glass is Half Full, but I’m Worried Since the Water Looks Cloudy

January 22, 2015
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The Glass is Half Full, but I’m Worried Since the Water Looks Cloudy

You can’t judge a book by its appearance, but what about your doctor’s office? The other day I stopped by to get a blood test. It was the fasting type in which you skip breakfast…

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The Royals are a Royal Pain

December 8, 2014
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The Royals are a Royal Pain

Attention NYC and DC: The Royals are coming, the royals are coming…. Not all the Royals, of course! Only Prince William and his pregnant spouse, Kate. Is she Lady Kate, Dame Kate, Her Highness Kate…

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The Ten Most Snarky Reasons Why I love Birthdays

October 16, 2014
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The Ten Most Snarky Reasons Why I love Birthdays

Here in ascending order of importance are the real, down-home, honest-to-god reasons why I like celebrating my birthday. Indeed, I like it so much that I do it every year and would indulge more frequently…

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I’m All Grown Up with No Where to Go

September 8, 2014
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I’m All Grown Up with No Where to Go

Being an adult is not all it’s cracked up to be. When I was a kid, what got me through boring homework, rainy summer vacations and not enough birthday cake was the thought that someday…

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I’m An Addict

August 19, 2014
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I’m An Addict

I confess. I’m an addict. Like the tragic well-known celebrity addicts Heath Williams and John Belushi, I too can’t go a day without succumbing to my habit. Twice a day I retire to the privacy…

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I’m Flunking Social Media

August 6, 2014
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I’m Flunking Social Media

It’s painful to admit that I, who heretofore flunked only one other course in my long educational career, is now flunking Social Media. How do I know this? Well, I don’t have nearly enough followers,for…

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Baby and IPhone Make Free

July 22, 2014
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Baby and IPhone Make Free

Today I received a birth announcement in my email. It wasn’t from a relative or a friend of a friend, but it still caught my eye. Actually, my iPhone spotted it before me and started…

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My Life As a Movie

July 21, 2014
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My Life As a Movie

Do you ever wonder what your life would look like on the silver screen? Suppose you won the lottery and as a part of the prize package, Hollywood promised to follow you around for a…

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NIH-Financed Study on Causal Relationship between PB&J Sandwiches and SAT Scores

July 16, 2014
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NIH-Financed Study on Causal Relationship between PB&J Sandwiches and SAT Scores

Posited Hypothesis: Students consuming a higher quantity of PB&J sandwiches in the six months before testing period  would receive higher scores on SAT, GRE, LSAT and MCAT tests. Method: This project is jointly financed by…

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