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What I Did on My Summer Vacation

July 9, 2014
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What I Did on My Summer Vacation

Dear Teacher, I know you’re dying to know what I did on my summer vacation, so I figured I’d send this post card and tip you off. That way when I get back to school…

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Eek, I’m an Apologist…for Everything

May 19, 2014
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There’s something wrong with me, and it’s an affliction that only affects a small minority of the population. So you could say, in a way, that I’m a rarity. In fact, if I wish to…

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Doctoring for Dummies

March 26, 2014
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The practice of medicine is not as complicated as many people make it out to be. It’s not brain surgery.  At least not usually. Have you ever watched Mystery Diagnosis? Dissected a fruit fly? Made…

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Flush Away Your Problems

March 4, 2014
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If only solving marital conflicts were as simple as a flush away. But a body can dream. And my flight of fantasy knew unbounded heights when just the other day I espied a new app–at…

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Screw Scrooge!

December 3, 2013
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I don’t like being grumpy, but I was born this way. My mother even said I was a colicky baby, and if that isn’t absolute proof of my predilection toward moodiness, I don’t know what…

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The Dog Show…Off

November 14, 2013
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It’s not as though I’m jealous or resentful of the little hairy beast. Sure he’s got those dark, haunting eyes and that coal-black lustrous mane that smacks of good nutrition and constant grooming, but after…

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Dental Disaster

September 26, 2013
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I’m a Frankenpatient, a dental disaster. And all because I didn’t read the fine print when I was signing over my life for a simple cut and paste procedure. It all started when my upper…

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Vacation Preps

June 10, 2013
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Hello, I’m your smart phone and you have 92 reminders on your current vacation prep list. How do you plan on grooming all 8 dogs, cleaning the house, straightening your office and packing your “everything”…

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God: the Supreme Ironist

May 2, 2013
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The detective-character in the mystery thriller I recently finished referred to God as the “supreme ironist.” My brain neurons began firing double time when I read that. My first thought was, wow, that’s one smart,…

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You light up my life?

April 20, 2013
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Plumbers in general are more reliable than electricians, I mean I dread the day I have an emergency and I need an electrician (I know that there are some though who get the job done).…

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