Flush Away Your Problems
If only solving marital conflicts were as simple as a flush away. But a body can dream. And my flight of fantasy knew unbounded heights when just the other day I espied a new app–at […]
If only solving marital conflicts were as simple as a flush away. But a body can dream. And my flight of fantasy knew unbounded heights when just the other day I espied a new app–at […]
I don’t like being grumpy, but I was born this way. My mother even said I was a colicky baby, and if that isn’t absolute proof of my predilection toward moodiness, I don’t know what […]
It’s not as though I’m jealous or resentful of the little hairy beast. Sure he’s got those dark, haunting eyes and that coal-black lustrous mane that smacks of good nutrition and constant grooming, but after […]
I’m a Frankenpatient, a dental disaster. And all because I didn’t read the fine print when I was signing over my life for a simple cut and paste procedure. It all started when my upper […]
Hello, I’m your smart phone and you have 92 reminders on your current vacation prep list. How do you plan on grooming all 8 dogs, cleaning the house, straightening your office and packing your “everything” […]
The detective-character in the mystery thriller I recently finished referred to God as the “supreme ironist.” My brain neurons began firing double time when I read that. My first thought was, wow, that’s one smart, […]
Plumbers in general are more reliable than electricians, I mean I dread the day I have an emergency and I need an electrician (I know that there are some though who get the job done). […]
I’m not keeping score, but in the last few months, I don’t know how many people have tiptoed up to me and quietly let go with a “It is what it is.” It’s like someone […]
Now that the Pope has had a day to rest up from the religious rigors and pomp and ceremony of Easter Sunday, I figure he’s using the time to compile his “to-do” list for the […]
I’m not a scientist, but I’ve watched enough scientists on CSI shows and read enough Medline abstracts to know it’s getting downright spooky out there. Now that every other genius and his twin sister can […]