Sugartastic Daddy John asked me to help out in one of his stores. He won’t make that mistake again:
They don’t call me MacGyver and that’s because I’m not good with my hands. Give me a glove and I’ll know what to do with it but ask me to fix the flux capacitor and […]
The other day I was in a store, looking for a carry-on item. You know, those tiny tubes of stuff sold at inflated prices that are allowable on airplane flights. Someday we’re gonna find out […]
I’m in and out of hotels quite a bit for work. With all the room keys I’ve collected, I know how a prostitute must feel. Well, without the Pelvic Inflammatory Disorder. As a hotel guru, […]
I’m house sitting in Santa Monica. I brought no toothpaste but 2 bottles of Visine. The upside is that my teeth are no longer red.