Unicorn Bites 4/21/14
It’s weird how when a woman says, “It’s up to you, honey,” it sounds exactly like “Read my mind or die, motherfucker.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 21, 2014 The worst places of no return: […]
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Brilliant suggestions for hotel freebies
I’m in and out of hotels quite a bit for work. With all the room keys I’ve collected, I know how a prostitute must feel. Well, without the Pelvic Inflammatory Disorder. As a hotel guru, […]