Unicorn Bites #517

4-year-old: What happens when you die? Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 2, 2014 4-year-old: Dad? Me: What? I’m […]

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Thirsty Dave and the case of wishful thinking.

Thirsty Dave spoke at length about it. We told him he was imagining it. He said he wasn’t. We said he was. This went on for 56 minutes until we had to hold our hands […]

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Personal Hygiene Products – Men and Women

They don’t call me MacGyver and that’s because I’m not good with my hands. Give me a glove and I’ll know what to do with it but ask me to fix the flux capacitor and […]

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Unicorn Bites 2/1/14

My 3-year-old saw a picture of an orangutan and asked if it was a wookie. She lives in a world where Chewbacca is real. Childhood is awesome — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 2, 2014 Women […]

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