Country Music, I Think You Have a Drinking Problem
Dear Country Music, It’s your pal Tim here. I’m one of your biggest fans. I’ve seen Randy Travis, Brad Paisley, and John Denver in concert. Okay, so you’re saying John Denver is more folk than […]
Dear Country Music, It’s your pal Tim here. I’m one of your biggest fans. I’ve seen Randy Travis, Brad Paisley, and John Denver in concert. Okay, so you’re saying John Denver is more folk than […]
Do you get tired of hearing how the things you like to do, eat or drink aren’t good for you? Well, I’m happy to share some recent scientific research that affirms the various health benefits […]
I drink in moderation, but I define “moderation” as “not quite enough to kill me.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 18, 2014 A female mantis kills the male after sex. That used to seem cruel, […]
Me: Don’t say "fart." 3-year-old: Is it a bad word? Me: You’re fucking right it is. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 11, 2013 Surgeons can now replace damaged human heart values with pig […]
Dear Lord and/or Santa please reconsider adding me and my buddies back to your nice list. The Vegas incident involving the vacuum cleaners, Elvis impersonator and Tequila will NEVER happen again, well at least never […]