Schrodinger’s Gas
A bit of gas from the stomach leaves the body through the mouth as a belch. A pocket of gas in the intestines exits the body via the butt as a fart. There must be […]
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The Fart Primer
Our schools teach us how to solve quadratic equations. Our schools teach us how to compose essays on 19th-century English literature. They do not teach real-life survival skills. Specifically, they do not point out what […]
Unicorn Bites 2/22/14
A Girl Scout made headlines when she sold cookies outside a Colorado pot shop. There’s no word on how she plans to spend her first million. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 22, 2014 Me: Sex? […]
Unicorn Bites 1/12/14
Wife: Did you eat all the Girl Scout cookies? Me: No W: The box is empty M: W: You have like 4 cookies in your mouth M: I want a lawyer — James Breakwell, Exploding […]
Unicorn Bites 12/11/13
Me: Don’t say "fart." 3-year-old: Is it a bad word? Me: You’re fucking right it is. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 11, 2013 Surgeons can now replace damaged human heart values with pig […]
The Art of Farting
I like the word fart. It has such personality and depth of expression. I mean, look at it. If you remove the letter F from the word fart you get art or fart art! And […]
The writing’s on the wall for Little Dill Y
Jill Y and I are not the type of parents who are likely to do anything crazy like raise our voices, walk briskly or get some fresh air. We have a simple set of rules […]