What This Country Needs – Everywhere Pajamas
How many times has this happened to you? You’re working at home in your pajamas when suddenly, due to no fault of your own, you find yourself compelled to venture out into the peoply world. […]
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The Fart Primer
Our schools teach us how to solve quadratic equations. Our schools teach us how to compose essays on 19th-century English literature. They do not teach real-life survival skills. Specifically, they do not point out what […]
Rant is the New Rage: Cell Phone Etiquette in Public Places
“I didn’t know Tiffany had herpes! She must be so embarrassed!” No, you should be embarrassed for letting the entire bus know that your best friend has a social disease. I bet she’s thrilled that […]