Definition of Morning Person and Not Morning Person
I saw a sign on Pinterest that read “There are two types of people: 1) Morning people and 2) Those who shoot morning people.” As funny as this might be, I think there needs to […]
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Unicorn Bites 3/23/14
3-year-old daughter: I have 2 boyfriends Me: No, you have 2 friends who are boys 3: I’ll marry them Good luck doing that from the convent — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 23, 2014 I sent […]
Unicorn Bites 1/4/14
There are no awkward silences in my marriage. My wife fills them all with words. So. Many. Words. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 4, 2014 Wife: Am I emotional when I’m pregnant? Me: […]
Rant is the New Rage: Cell Phone Etiquette in Public Places
“I didn’t know Tiffany had herpes! She must be so embarrassed!” No, you should be embarrassed for letting the entire bus know that your best friend has a social disease. I bet she’s thrilled that […]