Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/20/19
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with […]
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Virulent Form of Zombie-itis Infects Black Friday Shoppers
My contribution for the Halloween Story contest. Zombie shopper phenomenon seems to have spread across country. Reports have been coming in from across the country of a rash of zombie-like people, in huge masses, rushing […]
New Thanksgiving Holiday Of ‘Gratitude’ Started For Those Who Must Work On The Real Thanksgiving.
In response to the overwhelming growth of Black Friday and its exploitation of the employees who must work in the service industry labor unions, families, certain compassionate government leaders and religious figures have petitioned and […]
Banana Meatloaf and Super Heroes
Bermudan Entree BANANA MEATLOAF INGREDIENTS ½ cup bread crumbs 2 eggs 1 banana 1 small onion 1 pound ground beef 1 teaspoon ground mustard ¼ teaspoon paprika ⅛ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my thoughtless behavior and poor judgment at our 5-year-old daughter’s birthday party. She’d started opening her gifts when my mother-law offered this sarcastic announcement, “Okay kids, before little Sally opens her […]
Walmart, Marriage Proposal and Sex Toys: the Trifecta of Love
For those who think romance is dead, think again. This is such a sweet story, and I guarantee your eyes will well up with tears. Ready? Here we go. A 25-year-old Michigan man wanted to […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for losing my temper with my father. When he offered to drag the kids along while he was food shopping I didn’t think he meant literally, Amen. P.s. Don’t forget […]
Taking Walmart to a Higher Level
Restrooms in a Muncie, Indiana Walmart have been shut down because an employee discovered an active Meth lab inside. It seems the one and only observant Walmart employee found the illicit drug lab after he […]
Bad Artist #23, Christmas
CHRISTMAS HAIKU #1 I will always know Why this day is so special. Thank you, Jesus. CHRISTMAS HAIKU #2 Didn’t shop Walmart. Christmas lights up for next year. I must have been good. – […]