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New Thanksgiving Holiday Of ‘Gratitude’ Started For Those Who Must Work On The Real Thanksgiving.

November 20, 2017
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In response to the overwhelming growth of Black Friday and its exploitation of the employees who must work in the service industry labor unions, families, certain compassionate government leaders and religious figures have petitioned and…

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Banana Meatloaf and Super Heroes

March 9, 2017
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Bermudan Entree BANANA MEATLOAF INGREDIENTS ½ cup bread crumbs 2 eggs 1 banana 1 small onion 1 pound ground beef 1 teaspoon ground mustard ¼ teaspoon paprika ⅛ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons…

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Friday Humor Devotional

April 15, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive me for my thoughtless behavior and poor judgment at our 5-year-old daughter’s birthday party.  She’d started opening her gifts when my mother-law offered this sarcastic announcement, “Okay kids, before little Sally opens her…

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Walmart, Marriage Proposal and Sex Toys: the Trifecta of Love

January 15, 2016
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For those who think romance is dead, think again. This is such a sweet story, and I guarantee your eyes will well up with tears. Ready? Here we go. A 25-year-old Michigan man wanted to…

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Matt Matt is is Matt Matt is not is not is Matt it it is.

Loyal staff are hard to produce and easy to forget.     Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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Friday Humor Devotional

May 1, 2015
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me for losing my temper with my father.  When he offered to drag the kids along while he was food shopping I didn’t think he meant literally, Amen. P.s.  Don’t forget…

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Taking Walmart to a Higher Level

March 17, 2015
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Restrooms in a Muncie, Indiana Walmart have been shut down because an employee discovered an active Meth lab inside. It seems the one and only observant Walmart employee found the illicit drug lab after he…

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Bad Artist #23, Christmas

December 30, 2014
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Bad Artist #23, Christmas

CHRISTMAS HAIKU #1 I will always know Why this day is so special. Thank you, Jesus.   CHRISTMAS HAIKU #2 Didn’t shop Walmart. Christmas lights up for next year. I must have been good. –…

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Starbucks and Walmart Plan to Open Stores on Earth-Like Planet

November 7, 2014
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Starbucks and Walmart Plan to Open Stores on Earth-Like Planet

As the number of potential store locations around the world continues to diminish, retailers Starbucks and Walmart have drawn up secret plans to expand on a recently discovered Earth-like planet. Astronomers found the planet orbiting…

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Tex Mex T Rex

May 23, 2014
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Tex Mex T Rex

Cretaceous Entree TEX MEX T REX INGREDIENTS 1 medium tyrannosaurus rex 300 garlic cloves 1,500 medium yellow onions 2,999 jars (18 ounces) barbecue sauce 1 15 ounce bottle organic ketchup 200 pounds chili powder 100…

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