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Friday Humor Devotional

April 15, 2016

toe socksDear Lord, please forgive me for my thoughtless behavior and poor judgment at our 5-year-old daughter’s birthday party.  She’d started opening her gifts when my mother-law offered this sarcastic announcement, “Okay kids, before little Sally opens her presents, lets play, “Pin the Tail on the Ungrateful Cheap Butthead Who Bought Her Toe Socks Instead Of Taking Her To Disney World game.” To which I swiftly replied, “And, after that kiddies, we can play the, “Which One Is Older Grandmom or Dirt and  How Many Face Lifts Has She Had game!” Amen.


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Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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6 Responses to Friday Humor Devotional

  1. April 17, 2016 at 5:14 am

    Sounds like someone was about to get socked.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      April 17, 2016 at 3:21 pm

      Yep Mark and possibly rolled into a ball and stuffed in a dark drawer! Not the socks, the mother-in-law. 😉

  2. Bill Y Ledden
    April 16, 2016 at 6:11 am

    Sounds like the best party evah.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      April 16, 2016 at 10:55 am

      The only thing that could have made this party better Bill Y is if they played Hide and Seek with Bon Jovi and they were never found.

  3. Kathy Minicozzi
    April 15, 2016 at 7:02 pm

    Well, Grandmom started it! And those toe socks are cute. When the family goes to Disney World for the next child’s birthday because the parents now feel really guilty, the 5 year old can show those cute socks to Mickey and Snow White. 😉

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      April 16, 2016 at 11:00 am

      Yes Kathy! And maybe if they’re lucky mother-in-law might “accidentally” fall off Jungle Adventure ride and meet Mister and Misses Alligator! That game could be called, Leg,Leg who Ate the Leg? ?

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