Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive my exuberant anticipation of the holiday season. When I swore I’d never play Christmas songs before Thanksgiving I only meant the creepy Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett commercial duet, Kenny G […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive my erotic faux pas. When my husband said he LOVED nibbling on my muffin tops I thought he meant, well . . . I thought, anyway.  Does anyone want to swap […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me for my somewhat vague announcement during last week’s sermon.   I asked our baptismal candidates to wear something suitable for the baptismal pool.  Note to self: Be very, very, very specific […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, I ask you, Oh Lord, a very serious question so please forgive me for my confused and possibly sinful ways. When the reverend asked us to Love Thy Neighbor did he mean that […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please accept my deepest apology for my behavior at the Parish Picnic. When Father O’Rourke asked if there was anyone who’d like to make a lighthearted confession I stated that I’d replaced the […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive my 5-year-old’s innocent outburst during one of our Sunday sermons.  When the Reverend praised that Jesus Saves, little Barry proudly stood up and shouted, “But Daddy says Moses refinances!”  Amen, with […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrible mistake towards a young church member.  While singing a hymen  hymn he was so off-key I accused him of being deaf. He signed back yes I am. […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, I hope you can forgive my intolerance toward Pat Robertson’s recent behavior.  I respect no man who praises the Lord with Jazz Hands, Amen.           Check out more of […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive my naive misunderstanding. When an elder church member asked if I’ve been Saved from Satan, I replied, “No, we’re still married.” Amen.               Check out […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive my unintentional rudeness for farting in the baptismal pool.  It gave the word pew an entirely new meaning, Amen.               Check out more of Deb’s humor […]

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