The Place to Take a Humor Break
Dear Lord, please forgive my exuberant anticipation of the holiday season. When I swore I’d never play Christmas songs before Thanksgiving I only meant the creepy Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett commercial duet, Kenny G […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my erotic faux pas. When my husband said he LOVED nibbling on my muffin tops I thought he meant, well . . . I thought, anyway. Does anyone want to swap […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my somewhat vague announcement during last week’s sermon. I asked our baptismal candidates to wear something suitable for the baptismal pool. Note to self: Be very, very, very specific […]
Dear Lord, I ask you, Oh Lord, a very serious question so please forgive me for my confused and possibly sinful ways. When the reverend asked us to Love Thy Neighbor did he mean that […]
Dear Lord, please accept my deepest apology for my behavior at the Parish Picnic. When Father O’Rourke asked if there was anyone who’d like to make a lighthearted confession I stated that I’d replaced the […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my 5-year-old’s innocent outburst during one of our Sunday sermons. When the Reverend praised that Jesus Saves, little Barry proudly stood up and shouted, “But Daddy says Moses refinances!” Amen, with […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrible mistake towards a young church member. While singing a hymen hymn he was so off-key I accused him of being deaf. He signed back yes I am. […]
Dear Lord, I hope you can forgive my intolerance toward Pat Robertson’s recent behavior. I respect no man who praises the Lord with Jazz Hands, Amen. Check out more of […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my naive misunderstanding. When an elder church member asked if I’ve been Saved from Satan, I replied, “No, we’re still married.” Amen. Check out […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my unintentional rudeness for farting in the baptismal pool. It gave the word pew an entirely new meaning, Amen. Check out more of Deb’s humor […]