Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/11/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with […]
Tag: Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga Has Second Thoughts About Her “Do What You Want (With My Body)” Duet With R. Kelly.
Lady Gaga now regrets the song she did together with the popular pervert, proliferator of pubescent pornography and deflowerer of underage girls and perhaps small furry animals R. Kelly. The Ga now says of her […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my exuberant anticipation of the holiday season. When I swore I’d never play Christmas songs before Thanksgiving I only meant the creepy Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett commercial duet, Kenny G […]
Protecting Lady Gaga’s Creativity
I was reading an article about the weird stuff celebrities believe in, and it claimed that pop star Lady Gaga once said she tries to refrain from having sex because she believes her partners will take her […]
A horse with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit.
Lady Gaga wondered why everyone was the same except her. She picked up an abacus and figured out that there was 24 hours in a day. Yesterday, she only spent 23 of those hours making […]
20% Student Discount Because You’re Poor.
Despite Lady GaGa releasing new music this week, it paled into insignificance compared to the act of God that was waiting for me as I ventured out in the world of horrendous havoc and hardship. […]
As long as the pop stars don’t change, this world is going to be fine.
I’ve always been a dreamer. I’ve always dreamt of a day when it will be possible to go to a place where you can rent a book without paying for it and return the book […]
What about the girl children, won’t somebody please think of the girl children?
I’m not very good at being serious but if you can bear with me for one moment while I attempt to make a serious point. My natural instinct is to say something stupid here but […]
The art of saying what you find hard
Jill Y is a big Lady Gaga fan. I know. She has as much taste as a bowl of fingers that has been fortified with so much iron that it only enters and a strongest finger […]