Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/9/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Jada Pinkett Smith, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/11/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with […]
Pomp. Circumstance. Panic Comic Relief For Post-College Coping
Salutations and good tidings to the class of 2014. Today is a day to be met with youthful enthusiasm, steadfast commitment, and powerful anti-anxiety medication. For today you stand poised on the precipice of […]
Year ‘Round Spirit?
Traditionally, right around now, many people ask, “Why can’t we have this kind of spirit all year long?” My answer to that is, “We do, and soon we’ll have even more of it.” […]
Snooki’s Pregnancy Predicament for MTV
MTV is panicking over the potential pregnancy of Snooki because they feel a pregnancy would affect the creative direction of the spinoff show which Snooki has contracted to do with her Jersey Shore costar JWOWW. […]