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I NEED A WHAT?

February 1, 2014February 1, 2014 Marcia Kester Doyle

A colonoscopy. The scary “C” word. Something I have been putting off for awhile.  This is what you get for your birthday once you hit fifty. “Hey, happy birthday! Here’s your present—a gift wrapped colonoscopy!” […]

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6 CommentsFictioncleaning, colonoscopy, Food Channel, funny, gatorade, humor, husband and wife colonoscopies, Marcia Kester Doyle, medical tests, menomother, prepping

Year ‘Round Spirit?

December 6, 2012December 6, 2012 Lloyd Garver

    Traditionally, right around now, many people ask, “Why can’t we have this kind of spirit all year long?” My answer to that is, “We do, and soon we’ll have even more of it.” […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, LifestyleChristmas, commercialism, corporations, gatorade, holidays, humor, iPhone, MTV, Nike, viagra

Friday Humor Devotional

November 11, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, please guide me to the nearest off-ramp.  My gym-rat wife mistook my lime flavored colonoscopy drink for Gatorade and hurry I just got the Jag detailed,  Amen.

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9 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycolonoscopy, daily devotional, gatorade, gym rat, humor, turnpike

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