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Author: Marcia Kester Doyle

Marcia Kester Doyle is the author of the humor book, "Who Stole My Spandex? Life In The Hot Flash Lane" and the voice behind the midlife blog , Menopausal Mother. Her work has been featured on The Washington Post, Good Housekeeping, Cosmopolitan, Woman's Day, House Beautiful, Country Living, Hello Giggles, Ravishly, Purple Clover, Scary Mommy, and The Huffington Post, among others.

Specialty Beers For The Geriatric Generation

July 17, 2020 Marcia Kester Doyle

When I first met my husband, he was not a beer drinker. In fact, on our first date, he ordered a freakin’ WINE SPRITZER (it was the 80s, what can I say?). Not surprising that […]

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Alexa’s Alter Ego Speaks Up

May 29, 2020 Marcia Kester Doyle

My Alexa gets a bit tart sometimes when I ask her for information, and she has been known to speak her mind on certain things, even when a command has not been given. For instance, […]

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How To Repurpose Your Old Underwear Into DIY Home Decor

April 28, 2020 Marcia Kester Doyle

Every time I drive past the landfill in our town, I think about all the stuff people waste without trying to think of clever ways to recycle. Yesterday when I was cleaning out my drawers, […]

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12 Things You Should Never Do At Home If You’ve Been Drinking

April 15, 2020April 15, 2020 Marcia Kester Doyle

Most of us have done it at one time or another—tied one on while sitting at home on a Saturday night (and thankfully, not behind the wheel of a car—EVER). After experiencing a massive, head-splitting […]

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14 Signs You’re Not Getting Enough Sleep

March 7, 2018March 7, 2018 Marcia Kester Doyle

Everyone experiences insomnia at one point or another, and I’m not talking about the I-shouldn’t-have-had-that-double-espresso-shot-before-bed kind of sleeping problem. I’m talking about full-on insomnia that occurs night after night and leaves you looking like The […]

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Gifts NOT To Get For Your Sweetheart On Valentine’s Day

February 13, 2018February 14, 2018 Marcia Kester Doyle

Traditionally, Valentine’s Day is a celebration for the ladies. The name automatically conjures up images of candle light dinners, flowers and decadent chocolates nestled in red satin hearts. Men have a completely different perspective of […]

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GOIN’ SOUTH

March 28, 2016 Marcia Kester Doyle

Why didn’t someone warn me that once I hit the middle age years, my skin would lose its elasticity faster than a stretched-out rubber band? Wrinkles, I understand…but sagging? I didn’t see that one coming. […]

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Eight Types Of People Who Annoy Me

February 3, 2016February 3, 2016 Marcia Kester Doyle

The best thing about the human race is our individuality. The world would be a dull place indeed if we all dressed the same, talked the same, and shared identical opinions on everything from ice […]

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GOT SPAM?

March 4, 2015 Marcia Kester Doyle

If I don’t clean out my SPAM folder regularly, it builds up like a mountain of junk mail. This triggers my OCD tendencies, forcing me to delete every item on the page until it’s clutter […]

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18 CommentsFictiondiet, funny, humoroutcasts, internet, seniors, spam

FIREBUG

November 11, 2014November 11, 2014 Marcia Kester Doyle

  What is it about men and fire? Is there an instinctive need for heat rooted deep inside their troglodyte souls? When I was a little girl, I feared that my house would burn down […]

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