Smoked SPAM
American Entree SMOKED SPAM INGREDIENTS 4 12-ounce cans SPAM(tm) ½ cup ham rub or pineapple-ham rub “ SPECIAL UTENSILS wood chips (hickory, apple, or pecan) smoker electric thermometer baking pan tin […]
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A Group of Crows is a Murder, But What is . . . ?
A group of crows is a murder, but what about gangs of other things, what are they called? I’m glad you asked. A group of . . …………. is a An overripening of avocados advertisements……….snack […]
Flags of the World – Triangles, Part One
Few conflicts are as external as the conflict between lovers of geometry and its haters. A few other spats come close: wars of aggression, sibling rivalries, lutefisk vendors and people, spam callers and call blockers, […]
I Am a Fashion Model – Spring Sock Wear
The very latest fashions from France! Socks are in for men. Socks are chic. Socks are now. And what socks are the stylish man man wearing? Food themed socks. Men are wearing socks that shout, […]
Highlights–Or Lowlights–of a Junk Mail Folder
Somebody must have signed me up for something, because I’ve been getting a lot more junk e-mails lately. The disadvantage: I have to go through and make sure there aren’t any legitimate communications among the […]
SPAM Fried Rice, Che Chevarra, and Benadryl Cumberbund
Guamanian Entree SPAM(TM) FRIED RICE INGREDIENTS 1 cup rice 2 garlic cloves 1 small onion 1 12-ounce can SPAM 2 tablespoons oil 3 eggs ¼ cup soy sauce Serves 4. Takes 35 minutes. PREPARATION Cook […]
Why do men put their hands down their pants & other random thoughts
Who’d a thunk it? I’d been collecting random items for my next batch of blog soup and, when I pulled them out to write this post, it turns out they have one thing in common: […]
I Love You, Spamfolder People
I Love You, Spamfolder People A Roman à Spam by Rottington Post The following is based on the author’s actual spamfolder contents. Names have been changed to protect the identity of the actual email bots. […]
I Get So Much Spam That My Spam Gets Spam
Ever since I started having ads on my blog, my spam emails have multiplied exponentially. I’m not saying that allowing ads on the blog has directly resulted in a full spam folder in my email […]
The truly inedible spam, served daily
If you’re a baby boomer, you first knew SPAM® as that slime-covered meat product in the blue can. Since Al Gore invented the Internet, however, we’ve become all too well acquainted with the truly inedible […]