I wish Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. I wish Happy Thanksgiving to those who might end up at odds with some of the family. I have been there. I wish Happy Thanksgiving to those who cannot […]
Japanese Entree JAPANESE RICE OMELETTE(Omurice) INGREDIENTS – FRIED RICE 3 ounces boneless chicken1 small onion1½ tablespoons butter (1½ tablespoons more later)1½ cups cooked rice (warm)¼ cup ketchup¼ teaspoon pepper½ teaspoon salt INGREDIENTS – OMELETTE 4 […]
Either way, well done! If you’re happy and you know it, count to one.One!If you’re happy and you know it, count to one.One!If you’re happy and you know it, your count will surely show […]
4-year-old: Can you do what you want at work? Me: No, I have to listen to my boss. 4: Mom is at your work? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 13, 2015 Anyone who puts in […]
A woman at work said she believes in biblical marriage, so I bought her from her father for nine goats. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 2, 2014 My 4-year-old asked what drunk means. I said […]
I am unsure if I should view the person who invented Cool Whip Cake frosting as my best friend or my worst enemy. Either way, my life is forever changed.