4-year-old: Can you do what you want at work? Me: No, I have to listen to my boss. 4: Mom is at your work? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 13, 2015 Anyone who puts in […]
A woman at work said she believes in biblical marriage, so I bought her from her father for nine goats. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 2, 2014 My 4-year-old asked what drunk means. I said […]
I am unsure if I should view the person who invented Cool Whip Cake frosting as my best friend or my worst enemy. Either way, my life is forever changed.
Sometimes it’s hard to read the expression on a face full of insight and experience. If that face happens to have a moustache, the hardship is multiplied by lots of numbers. The job of an […]
This one is not easy to explain folks but that’s only because I’m massively confused. On reflection, the directions were simple. I had to meet a girl called Happy Sara who had a happy cat […]
The objective of Six Word Memoirs is to generate a story or a special moment using six word only. Today my Six Word Memoirs was inspired by my husband Pete. I was feeling down and needed a bit of tea and sympathy – […]