The Moods Of Emma Watson v The Moods Of Kristen Stewart…

4-year-old: Can you do what you want at work? Me: No, I have to listen to my boss. 4: Mom is at your work? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 13, 2015 Anyone who puts in […]
A woman at work said she believes in biblical marriage, so I bought her from her father for nine goats. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 2, 2014 My 4-year-old asked what drunk means. I said […]
Sometimes it’s hard to read the expression on a face full of insight and experience. If that face happens to have a moustache, the hardship is multiplied by lots of numbers. The job of an […]
This one is not easy to explain folks but that’s only because I’m massively confused. On reflection, the directions were simple. I had to meet a girl called Happy Sara who had a happy cat […]
The objective of Six Word Memoirs is to generate a story or a special moment using six word only. Today my Six Word Memoirs was inspired by my husband Pete. I was feeling down and needed a bit of tea and sympathy – […]