A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well, I have contacts.” The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”
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A predictable as predictive text
There’s a reason I can’t watch those real life TV movies about real life events that are real. The reason is that they are really awful movies with as much emotional intensity as a fishing […]
Gender Predicting…the Old Fashioned Way
My wife is 19 weeks pregnant today, and this afternoon we’re going to her doctor for an ultrasound to (hopefully) determing the baby’s gender. [NOTE: our fingers are crossed that the baby’s legs won’t be…] […]