The Place to Take a Humor Break
American Entree POWEGIAN VACATION POTATO INGREDIENTS 4 russet potatoes1 tablespoon olive oil3 garlic cloves1 stalk green onion½ small yellow onion2 ounces diced green chiles2 eggs¼ cup grated Four Mexican cheeses4 deli slices ham4 deli slices […]
The sticker says, “Two tortillas.” I like to cook. So does my friend, Carl La Fong*. Although a really good cook, Carl occasionally makes mistakes. Sometimes they’re doozies. In the spirit of helping fledgling chefs, […]
Mexican Soup MOCTEZUMA CHEESE SOUP INGREDIENTS 10 ounces queso quesadilla jalapeno (queso = cheese)½ cup Crema Mexicana (sour cream)¼ cup grated Four Mexican cheeses¼ cup water½ tsp cumin¼ tsp cayenne PREPARATION (Wave your wand […]
Mexican Entree MEXICAN PIZZA INGREDIENTS PIZZA CRUST (If you have a bread maker or buy at store) 3 cups all-purpose flour1 cup water2 ½ tablespoons vegetable oil¾ teaspoon sugar¾ teaspoon salt2 ½ teaspoons active dry […]
I really thought for the longest time that the Glory Be to the Father prayer started with the following words: Misheard #3 Apparently, the word “shouting” was really “shall be” all along. I must say […]
LUTEFISK Heck no, I wont make this. INGREDIENTS Dried codLyeWaterOther stuff PREPARATION No! No, a thousand times, no. I will not give you a recipe for lutefisk. You bought my cookbook. I have a warm […]
NASA NASA says they’re going to look moreFor things they’ve never found.How do they know what to look forIf they’ve never found them? When Pooh looked for heffalumpsHe never found the missing grumps.But when Columbus […]
