Owie Day
I had planned to patrol for scouts from Venus. I had been anticipating their imminent arrival. Unfortuately, I had to see a doctor and then do errands. As we all know, the Venusian invaders didn’t […]
It was the least of times. It was the worst of times. I struggled all morning to gather all the information to complete my taxes. Did you know that passwords exist for the sole purpose […]
HONEY LAVENDER GOAT’S MILK SOAP INGREDIENTS 1 tablespoon lavender buds 1 teaspoon gold mica powder 2 tablespoons isopropyl alcohol 2 pounds goat’s milk soap base 1 teaspoon lavender essential oil 2 tablespoons honey […]
Navajo Appetizer NAVAJO FRY BREAD INGREDIENTS 2 cups flour 3¼ teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon salt 1¼ cups milk, lukewarm 3 cups vegetable oil ¼ cup flour Serves 4. Takes 40 […]
They ran out of banana splits It’s way too hot to use the oven or stove today. So, as part of my errands I went to the supermarket for ingredients to make banana splits. My […]
Most people only trip when their feet hit something they didn’t notice, such as a curb or a brick. Many folks might trip while walking uphill or downhill. Fewer people than that trip when their […]
American Entree POWEGIAN VACATION POTATO INGREDIENTS 4 russet potatoes1 tablespoon olive oil3 garlic cloves1 stalk green onion½ small yellow onion2 ounces diced green chiles2 eggs¼ cup grated Four Mexican cheeses4 deli slices ham4 deli slices […]
The sticker says, “Two tortillas.” I like to cook. So does my friend, Carl La Fong*. Although a really good cook, Carl occasionally makes mistakes. Sometimes they’re doozies. In the spirit of helping fledgling chefs, […]