Owie Day
I had planned to patrol for scouts from Venus. I had been anticipating their imminent arrival. Unfortuately, I had to see a doctor and then do errands. As we all know, the Venusian invaders didn’t […]
Tag: Venus
Unicorn Bites 6/8/14
Him: Give $1 to save the planet? Me: I’ll give $2 to save 2 planets Him: Me: I pick Venus & Mars Him Me: But not Earth. Fuck that place — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June […]
There’s wrong, very wrong and Venus/Mars wrong.
If I catch any of you laughing at this, I’ll find out when your next dentist appointment is and bribe the dentist to pull out your teeth. This is no laughing matter. This is serious […]