Nothing Short of A Mystery.

I can’t piece this together at all, at all. Present in the house was Puddles and I. Puddles is Jill Y’s dog. I had the money to buy Jill Y’s shoes. Puddles disappeared. The money […]

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All the sense was made.

Despite having a time machine and the ability to travel to the future, we just didn’t see this coming. Yesterday started like most mornings. We got out of bed and spent 20 minutes mocking each […]

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There’s wrong, very wrong and Venus/Mars wrong.

If I catch any of you laughing at this, I’ll find out when your next dentist appointment is and bribe the dentist to pull out your teeth. This is no laughing matter. This is serious […]

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Please ONLY — USE INTERNET EXPLORER!!!

As an agent of all that is good, I feel it my duty to tell you the way it is, uncensored and without bias. If you’re new to the internet, I’d like to welcome you. […]

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Bill Y shows his heart

Bill Y was in that rare state of wanting to help. It was a strange, unknown feeling that had never visited before. He knew he might have a heart but didn’t want to mention it […]

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The appearance and subsequent disappearance of Spiderpig

Justin Bieber was as excited as a horse who lands a role in Sex and the City. He decided to use his memory and think back to the last time he was this excited and […]

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