Bigfoot and the Solar Eclipse
As we all know, a solar eclipse is heading our way on August 21st. This is an unusual event in that the solar eclipse will be totally visible within a narrow band across 14 contiguous […]
Tag: heart
The day a mysterious package came
My wife and I don’t use our home phone. We use our cell phones. In fact, the only people calling us on our land line are salespeople and scammers, making me often wonder why we […]
Unicorn Bites #588
Languages my wife speaks fluently: 1) English 2) silent treatments 3) disappointed sighs — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 9, 2015 I just realized the year 2000 was 15 years ago. Excuse me while I pull […]
Bill Y shows his heart
Bill Y was in that rare state of wanting to help. It was a strange, unknown feeling that had never visited before. He knew he might have a heart but didn’t want to mention it […]
Take a look at a beautiful thing and welcome hope into your heart
The ribcage is something that’s close to my heart but cultural diversity is a beautiful thing. The idea of a monoculture has as much appeal as a lobster piloting a space shuttle. It’s only by […]
The Sort of Official HumorOutcasts Holiday Card Written by Our Office Staff
It’s time for the 2nd Annual HumorOutcasts.com Holiday Card. This is our way of saying thank you to all our writers and readers. We appreciate so much the time you spend with us each […]
Dating in the 90s
A 99-year-old Italian man is seeking a divorce from his 96-year-old wife because he uncovered an affair she had in the 1940’s. The couple has been together for 77 years. Once the divorce is finalized, […]
Women Are Much More Likely To Suffer A Broken Heart. Like, Literally. As In, REAL Damage?!?!?!
We talk about people being ‘heartbroken’, all the time. They get dumped, they’re sad, they have a broken heart. We have to sit there while they drink beer, eat McDonalds, smoke three packs of cigarettes, […]