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a little scraping, and you’re done

October 31, 2013 Mark R Hunter

The cardiologist has scheduled me to get a CT heart scan, to search for plaque. I tried to explain to him that my dentist had already taken care of that. Sheesh — I thought the […]

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayheart disease, medical, medical humor

Do Your Part For America

January 8, 2013January 8, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

When I lived in Oregon I’d occasionally drop into my neighborhood tavern. It was a glorious little hell-hole. Windowless and made from concrete blocks, it was the kind of place where a tetanus shot was […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylefunny, heart disease, humor, Oregon, Smoking, Social Security, video poker

Women Are Much More Likely To Suffer A Broken Heart. Like, Literally. As In, REAL Damage?!?!?!

November 17, 2011November 17, 2011 Neal Mayhem

We talk about people being ‘heartbroken’, all the time. They get dumped, they’re sad, they have a broken heart. We have to sit there while they drink beer, eat McDonalds, smoke three packs of cigarettes, […]

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Do Diet Drinks Really Cause Heart Disease?

May 18, 2011May 18, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I was fumbling around my house last night when I heard the TV tell me that a new study has shown a strong link between drinking diet sodas and heart attacks. Apparently, people in the […]

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6 CommentsLifestylecoronary disease, diet drinks, heart disease, humor, science, testing

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