Posts Tagged ‘ medical ’

Maybe for vacation we should book a hospital room

September 1, 2018
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Right after Labor Day we’ll be on “vacation”. The quotes are because our vacations in recent years have been of the kind people need a vacation to recover from. I do wish I could go…

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HumorOutcasts Radio Interview Cathy Sikorski “Who Moved My Teeth?”

April 19, 2018
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What is a caregiver? If you help someone else you may be a caregiver and not realize it. As time goes on in a given situation your role as such may well become a major…

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Big Medical Words, or: Holy Bovine, What’s Wrong With Me?

April 1, 2018
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Well, bad news on the medical front, as I went to the doctor Wednesday and was diagnosed with bilateral Eustachian salpingitis, which has effected my balance and hearing a little. He gave me a shot…

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Debugging

January 16, 2017
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Aroused for not a mere four hours My hard-on lasted days and days. What sounds like penis super-powers Just hurts as if the thing’s ablaze. The doctor gave my turgid stiffy A gentle double-fingered tap…

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Universe turns bad into worse?

December 2, 2016
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This is not a financial column. It’s a column about the universe. So when I tell you I work hard, plan and save, it’s not to preach the importance of creating financial stability; rather, it’s…

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SPARKS BRIEF : New Seasonal Disorder Discovered

October 14, 2016
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The American Psychiatric Association announced a new seasonal disorder that is affecting millions across the country – Pumpkin Spice Traumatic Disorder (PSTD). Sufferers of PSTD are stricken every fall when Pumpkin Spice is released across…

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The Itchy Vagina Blues

March 24, 2016
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One of the worst things about having an itchy vagina is that you can’t really complain about it. If you have a bad headache, or your back goes out, you can kvetch and get sympathy.…

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Minimally Invasive, So They Say

December 2, 2015
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When the specialist told me he wanted to do a sinusotomy I thought he said sinusodomy. “You call that minimally invasive? It’s great that you don’t have to cut through the skin, but you didn’t…

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A Weak Stream

November 13, 2015
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I encountered two unusual side effects to prednisone this week: frequent urination, and extreme muscle weakness. If you think about it, those are not two symptoms you want to have at the same time. I…

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Bad Artist #14, Medical Insurance

November 11, 2014
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Bad Artist #14, Medical Insurance

  INSURANCE HAIKU #1 I call insurance. I see continents drifting While I wait, wait, wait   INSURANCE HAIKU #2 The check’s in the mail. Your call is very important. We’ll be right with you.…

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