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Let’s Give Surgery a Hand

August 20, 2025August 18, 2025 Mark R Hunter

I’m about to disappear. I’m having surgery on my hand, thanks to a non-dangerous affliction called Dupuytren’s contracture. This was named after scientist Guillotine Dupuytren, and I hope he’s happy. I’d give him the middle […]

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I Miss Shaking Hands

October 2, 2014October 2, 2014 Lloyd Garver

Someday in the not-too-distant future, many of us will startle our grandchildren by telling them that once upon a time, friends would meet for lunch, shake hands, and then eat without washing those hands after […]

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3 CommentsLifestyleflu, funny, germs, hands, human beings, humor, humoroutcasts, Lloyd Garver, paranoia, shaking hands, swine flu

The things we do for love.

June 21, 2014 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Jill Y said she needed a hand. I offered to lend her a hand. I won’t be doing it again.

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Man Scrubs Hands For Five Minutes Before Holding Fecally Tainted Phone to Face

March 26, 2014 Richard Spall

Local businessman Michael Peters, ever cognizant of good hygiene, spent a solid 5 minutes washing his hands right after lunch on Wednesday. “My mother instilled a healthy fear of microorganisms in me at an early […]

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